Oliver Thiessen

Fetcher of things from high shelves, German, cycling.

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives

[Oliver Thiessen @velophilia]

Now that we've all binged on material goods on Cyber Monday, please consider supporting my participation in the AIDS/LifeCycle this Giving Tuesday. Please go to https://t.co/4Bx9GNsYFk to help fight HIV/AIDS in SF and LA.

[Oliver Thiessen @velophilia]

@adrs Can't really expect anything else from a cat named for the Inspector Gadget villain

[Oliver Thiessen @velophilia]

@adrs When we're lying in bed after waking up, Rosie's FAVORITE thing is to go into the 'tent' created by our bent knees. She gets impatient for it and if she doesn't get it her day might be ruined.

[Oliver Thiessen @velophilia]

@adrs Had a cat that would always sit on my chest, first thing when I woke up. She seized her chance when, as I yawned, she sneezed right into my gaping maw.

Sadly, I can't find a picture of Dr Claw

[Oliver Thiessen @velophilia]

@MataLeao Your definition of "cake" is too narrow

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE OTHER THAN THAT DUMB SON OF A BITCH HULK HOGAN

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

Norm MacDonald on battles with cancer: “I’m pretty sure, I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That’s not a loss. That’s a draw.”

[💀 damned sinker 💀 @dansinker]

This is even better than the original tweet

[Michael Deibert @michaelcdeibert]

Mr Lordi, singer of Finnish heavy metal band Lordi, receives his second dose of Covid-19 vaccine in Rovaniemi, Finland on August 1, 2021.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Imagine having your columnist *murdered* and responding with a whispered appeal for the architects of that murder to fill out more paperwork next time.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

LISTEN I LOVE A HEAVYHANDED METAPHOR AS MUCH AS ANYBODY BUT A BUNCH OF RICH GUYS EXPENDING ALL THEIR RESOURCES TO GLIDE HOPELESSLY INTO NOTHINGNESS IS A BIT MUCH EVEN FOR ME

[Oliver Thiessen @velophilia]

@InnuendoStudios @pledgemistress A Swiss friend of mine once referred to trunks as my "swim dress"

[Oliver Thiessen @velophilia]

@guardian_sport @bglendenning Re Eriksen, German media reports that a team doc gave a thumbs up as Eriksen was being stretchered off the field (at 45+18)
https://t.co/Sc75wwM6ws

[Oliver Thiessen @velophilia]

@MsEnScene If one is still available I'd like one

[Rose @MsEnScene]

A fantastic analogy, followed by a great thread.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘The Onion’ Calls On Israel To Bomb Our Offices In Case Any Hamas Agents Hiding Out There https://t.co/c0X6Nnw8Qe

[NASA JPL @NASAJPL]

You heard @schwarzenegger. Get to da choppa! DO IT! DO IT NOW! WE ARE WAITING!

#MarsHelicopter Mission Control Live
April 19 at 3:15am PDT (6:15am EDT/1015 GMT)
https://t.co/SCVeYsIfBh

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

3gesus https://t.co/Udrsn6d1zc