Velvet Tea Goddess

Kneel at the altar.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Being a closet freak is so fun. Like of course you wouldn’t expect that from me

[Velvet Tea Goddess @velveteagoddess]

Manifesting a great gf so we can be in matching pajamas eating eachother cookies under the mistletoe by Christmas

[Amigo @Topboix]

I love experiencing mutual obsession. It be feeling like we finna eat each other alive fr

[Velvet Tea Goddess @velveteagoddess]

A really great meal, a refreshing scenery, and some really great titties.

[` @aas_ker]

without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression??

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Playfulness is a requirement for all my relationships, romantic and platonic. I love playful people.

[DevSP † @olasalaaam]

I’ve gotten to the age where I leave my house to go sit in the park to stare at nature with no music.

[Velvet Tea Goddess @velveteagoddess]

I keep praying for companionship and God keeps sending me animals . This is why they say be specific 🥲

[🌸🧚‍♀️ @HerAfterDark18]

I need my coochie played with while we kiss😫😫

[Jeff💸 @Swagger_jeff]

What men think “flirting” is vs what women enjoy

Man’s version:
• Compliments
• Dirty jokes
• Physical contact
• Asking when she’s coming over

Woman’s version:

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Can't even ride around to clear ya mind no more cause ya tank gone be clear before ya mind is

[Velvet Tea Goddess @velveteagoddess]

Girl me too but please shudup! I just had gotten my mind off of it before opening this damn app

[🌸🧚‍♀️ @HerAfterDark18]

I want to be handcuffed to the bed and have my coochie eaten till I cry

[Velvet Tea Goddess @velveteagoddess]

My typa carrying on 😂

[Monei @Monei_selflove]

I’m this childish idc 🤣🤣🤣

[Funnyassjenise @funnyassjenise]

You have to let a man be himself and decide if you’re down for that or not…we’re too grown to romanticize someone changing thier character to make you happy.

[Velvet Tea Goddess @velveteagoddess]

@Sugar_Caiine @dfwmhuh I'm invested in watching that series now thanks to that gif 😂 🤣

[Velvet Tea Goddess @velveteagoddess]

@Sugar_Caiine @dfwmhuh 🤣🤣 what did you use for this gif

[Velvet Tea Goddess @velveteagoddess]

Man y'all are wild 😂

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

“THAT ACCOUNT (We all know which one)” has split me down the middle! 😅🤭
Half & Half!

[Velvet Tea Goddess @velveteagoddess]

🤣

[AFC South Champ Spodee 13-4 @duvalbags]

Dawg my wife had me in tears last night is this really what it sound like to yall? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Velvet Tea Goddess @velveteagoddess]

Hip roll yo way through life , TF 🤣

[ Legendary Self-Made Progress THA GREAT 🏁 @1EntreProNegro]

Real tears!! Ahhhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🥷🏾 @NikeTechRanger]

Apple can fold that phone up they ass

[Velvet Tea Goddess @velveteagoddess]

Once you get your face moisturizer/brow/lip gloss combo you pretty much good to go.

[Funnyassjenise @funnyassjenise]

I’ve been going outside with no makeup and no weave and it really changes the way i see myself! At first it was very scary though….which is kinda fucked up