Tracie

Dorky dork.

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@AMartin20577739 @sage1411 That look is a very, very, close second to Sophie eviscerating Meghan with a glare.

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@rarecarat The 2.5 carat stone (lab) can de purchased loose for under $700. Less if you know where to look. You’re getting ripped off if you are paying 5k.

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The Zombie genre teaches us that Zombies are attracted to noise. What if the person was deaf before they became a zombie? Also, is snoring a death sentence?

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I hope she picks Mark Kelly.

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@SoFlaPatriot561 @rarecarat So a diamond is only real if it’s mined? Do you also have this same belief about pearls? Because a majority of the pearls sold now are not the random “hey look what I found diving!”

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@5150_anon @rarecarat Prove yourself right by using a reputable source.

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Project 2025 theme songs: In The Flesh and Run Like Hell by Pink Floyd. It’s petrifying how accurate they are to the environment P2025 wants. #Project2025

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I don’t know who needs to hear this today but…

Make sure you go to the bathroom before doing your nails with traditional nail polish.

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@ask_aubry I’m queasy now.

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Appalling.

According to media reports, @anthonykernAZ compared the vote on an abortion ban repeal to the Nazi’s sorting Jews at death camps.

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I described the Godfather trilogy to my 6 year old this morning- the PG version. “Man feels forced to join his family’s business. He becomes miserable, loses loved ones, and then dies miserable.”

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Also, it is official, I have installed Colman Domingo as a Duke. No takebacksies.

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I’ve long contended the Dolly is America’s Queen. And that Tom Hanks is America’s Prince Consort.

What does that make HRH RuPaul?

I mean RuPaul cannot be demoted to anything less than a queen. So do we need to move Dolly to Queen Mother and RuPaul to head Queen?

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And I’ve also decided that as an American, we have two moms, I mean two Queens. Both Dolly and RuPaul will be our Queens.

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The Dwight D. Opperman Foundation decided to shit all over RBG’s legacy- and their mouthpiece decided to gaslight in response when called out. What a shit show. Ginsberg’s family has every right to be offended.

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@Robert_E_Kelly I totally thought of this when I was giving a presentation during a webinar and my son came in screaming and crying out, “I have to poop!” He got away from my husband for literally 2 minutes.

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Guys, I hate to do this to us but Pulp Fiction is 30 years old. #GenX #pulpfiction #badmotherfucker #xennial #Generationx

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@vulgrun @Nick_Offerman If they want to continue the sports star theme then the obvious choice would be Tom Brady or LaBron. If Matt Damon wants to really screw with people, then he would be hilarious and we all know it. For Ed: why not someone not known for comedy. Ed Norton? Daniel Day Lewis?

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Continuing my #NakedGun posts… dead-pan is what sells Naked Gun. Brooks figured this out is many of his movies too. And the current reigning mother fucking pimp of dead-pan is Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman. While Liam will be great, Nick would be a legend.