BREAKING: According to JPMorgan, the U.S. has achieved energy independence for the first time in 40 years. President Biden’s energy policies have made U.S. energy affordable and helped transitioned towards cleaner technologies.
@TychoBrahe Oh that’s the long form evocation. Basically they are going to have AI scrape other media sites to make articles to pay him more so he can afford another sliver of his soul back though he’ll never be whole as he didn’t read the fine print well enough about getting half back.