jos pow

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

They let Nicole Kidman play anywhere from 38 to 70 at this point and do absolutely nothing to age her up or down

[corb @awshuqs]

hey man we’re crossing that bridge when we come to it tonight if you want to pull up

[jos pow @ventdweller]

Nastyyy with the pucci outfit

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

found the grinch was laying face down in my yard this morning. thought the little guy had just tuckered himself out stealing christmas again but - no, he’s fully dead.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

They found a Pennywise in my town but I don’t have kids so I’m not really sweating it

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Drinking wokenogg and eating genderbread them

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[jos pow @ventdweller]

The fact that diabetes makes your feet go away is crazy

[jos pow @ventdweller]

the cafe kitchen is Demi Moore and provisions is Margaret Qualley

[jos pow @ventdweller]

Tammy Faye Jon Benet Anna Nichole Pamela Lee Carmella Cigaretta Powers is a beautiful name for a baby girl

[jos pow @ventdweller]

Metal all through the bitch

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

I like being a little ugly it grounds me

[Errai @errai]

(ulterior motives voice) I'm genuinely curious

[jos pow @ventdweller]

I need someone to make a baby sensory type video for me explaining world history, world war 2, allied forces.. idk because I did indeed get kicked out of my middle school world studies class often for being a jokey jokester and I didn’t retain anything

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

love it when James bond sleeps with a babe and Ian Fleming is like "yeah she had breasts i think" but then afterwards they have a breakfast larger than God which takes ten pages to describe and contains foods that did not exist in the 1950s, or possibly ever

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

Im letting go of all earhtly attachment exactly like buddha besides the things i like and want

[jos pow @ventdweller]

cybertruck sighting at the Boone Iowa pizza ranch

[shirt @waivemyfee]

“can you mix benadryl and alcohol” can you read a novel by the fire? can you stroll down the beach at sunset? come on

[bean @nadinelucillee]

"Self Sabotage (lo Scorso Fine Settimana)"
Collage, May 2025, by Me

[jos pow @ventdweller]

you ever know someone who needs to be put in a conservatorship