Venturaquist

Part-Time Keebler Elf
Bob Dylan enjoyer

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Mike Ditka always had that shit on.

[Venturaquist @venturaquist]

If you are a Trump supporter I automatically assume you scratch your ass so you can sniff your finger

[Venturaquist @venturaquist]

@PosterTubs I love that ERB and VSauce are the only dudes I recognize

[Venturaquist @venturaquist]

@DemNationalist Chill on Chris Murphy lad

[Head in the Office @headintheoffice]

Republicans when their president is at a -36 approval rating:

“Hey, I’m Hitler by the way!”

[privatize social security @MakeUSAVAT]

Alexander Hamilton founded this newspaper

[brandon* @brndxix]

nothing is sacred in this country anymore

[cabby @cabby]

my son was killed by a truth nuke in the infowars

[henry @DemNationalist]

Time Magazine has the best presidential photographs they have these dudes looking like 1800’s presidents

[Jake @JakeWally]

Sox need to score more than 1 run now?

[hagens for calder @44hagenz]

find the yankees fan:

👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿
👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿
👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿
👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿

can’t find them?

that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell.

[Venturaquist @venturaquist]

GET ERIK MILLER OFF OF MY FUCKING ROSTER IMMEDIATELY. PUTTING HIM IN TONIGHT AFTER HIS ABYSMAL PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT SHOULD BE A FUCKING WAR CRIME

[Gansett Guzzler @gansettguzzler]

“Boonie” “Rizz” “Liberty Biberty” “Cohasset” “Walpole”

[Venturaquist @venturaquist]

Please Red Sox please

[Ella🌹🚲 🏳️‍🌈 @meepthegreat5]

Genuinely this would be the greatest country in the world. I would die for this country.