earthly venus

shoot first, aim later

[earthly venus @venustomarsss]

Double heartbreak today, Dodgers out + Ashe’s new album is about to emotionally maim me. Out until further notice ✌🏽

[earthly venus @venustomarsss]

May the candle I lit for the Dodgers today help. Amen.

LFG 💙⚾️🙏

[earthly venus @venustomarsss]

Too maimed to be a lover girl, all I know how to be is a distrustful bitch who’ll second guess everything the minute things get serious.

I’m fundamentally broken.

[earthly venus @venustomarsss]

@mikehtrujillo Oh shut up, whiny Michael.

[earthly venus @venustomarsss]

God thanks for taking me out of hell. Hopefully I don’t have to go back ever again 😭

[rly sleepy girl ⏾ @snorkmimiimi]

big day for cheaters.

[earthly venus @venustomarsss]

:(

[earthly venus @venustomarsss]

I hate everything Sidney Sweeney stands for

[earthly venus @venustomarsss]

Thought this was fake. Nope, absolutely true and published in the National Library of Medicine. It’s demented that we have research on what makes a woman’s ass “perfect” but little research on PCOS, Endometriosis, or better contraceptive methods that aren’t fking painful to get?

[Mil Kio @KiolMil3050]

حسب هذه الدراسة هكذا يكون شكل المؤخرة المثالي ، عضلات كبيرة في المؤخرة و الورك ضيق و يكون يكون اعرض من الاعلى و ضيف كلما اقتربنا من العانة .

[earthly venus @venustomarsss]

I knew those eyes looked familiar 😭

[Shiro 🦥 @Kingsblessing_]

Me getting angry for no reason at all

[autarkeia @ipseserena]

monstrously horny for just one specific person and it's driving me nuts

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

dude thinks he’s Tony stark but he’s really Mr bean

[Pingu 🐧 @yourspingu]

me trying to say "no" without feeling guilty

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This world isn’t collapsing because humanity became too compassionate, too equal or too free. It is collapsing because greedy fucking sociopaths converted governments into protection rackets for wealth and empire.

[zuzu ✮ @free0bito]

me when i vibe with people and they ask my age and i say i‘m 29

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Christians: "Heaven is a perfect place where no one goes hungry, everyone's needs are met, there's no wars and people live together in peace."

Also Christians: "Trying to build anything remotely like that on earth is socialism and socialism is evil."

[earthly venus @venustomarsss]

here to inform everyone that I am not a pocketful of sunshine today

[: @sn0oozey]

Yes bro just twist the knife bro 😂 just do it

[earthly venus @venustomarsss]

That Iran vs Egypt game was cruel.