Carmen

[sage @iluvhaaland]

HAALAND FORGET YOUR SITUATIONSHIP WITH JUDE AND BEAT HIS ASS TONIGHT

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

When you realise you cannot skip work the way you skipped classes

[sunflower @nespressoooo_]

first in my bloodline to get blocked even on spotify and linkedin 🫣

[ηαdι. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

let me be clear: i know for a fact that it can

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still actually run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I’ll never forget the time my parents were arguing and my dad said “I bought you a house and a car” and my mom said “well that's just standard procedure” LMAO

[kendall @superiorsantina]

when u can hear urself sounding like yo momma when u get aggravated

[Mayor Of Detroit @lord240p]

Gave a crackhead $2, a coffee and vodka shooter and he said he’d stab anybody in the WORLD for me. Yall better talk to me nice lmao

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

my final act of love

[🛸 @tufthug]

you just have to get stronger im sorry

[🛸 @tufthug]

why do people wait till the new year to cut people off? fck you right now on September 27

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Celebrity worship..

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

Me

[💗 @ma1ybe]

So my dad is going through his bank statements and he says "what's U-L-T-A? $275? Is that utilities?" And my mom said " yeah I payed the bills" and he said thank you Honey. Lmao I AM SCREAMING,... that's literally me as a wife😭

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

in america we destroy them to keep the prices high