Jo

I'm now back to my senses

[Jo @verajoha]

I miss my gay pirates, why did they take them away from me?

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

Season 2 is officially setting sail. #OurFlagMeansDeath

[Jo @verajoha]

June 2026 and I still haven't read the gorilla twins book

[Jo @verajoha]

Will 2023 finally be the year I read the gorilla twins book? Stay tuned. And for the record, I 100% blame @FatedMates for whatever happens next.

[Jo @verajoha]

I still think about this sometimes and I rage

[Erin Bow @erinbowbooks]

I just read -- in the book SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO by Jess Hill -- about the incident in Stockholm for which Stockholm Syndrome is named, and I am royally pissed off on behalf of all women, buckle up.

[Jo @verajoha]

10 days to the day my life took quite a turn and I ended up on a journey that would take me to 10 different countries, life is funny like this sometimes

[Jo @verajoha]

I’ve been binging 911 Lone Star for like a week now (almost finished with s3) and -I cannot stress this enough- I’m absolutely in love and obsessed with TK and Carlos and if they ever break up I will riot. That’s all.

[Jo @verajoha]

I have lived 900 lives since I tweeted this, dear Lord

[Jo @verajoha]

Finally!!!! I remember how it took me WEEKS to get over season 1, and honestly it’s exactly what I need right now. Thank you, Netflix.

[Jo @verajoha]

Lol what

[Jo @verajoha]

Twitter, why are you showing me tweets from people I don’t follow as if I follow them? This might legitimately be the thing that makes me quit the Bad Place once and for all.

[Jo @verajoha]

*war flashbacks*

[Jo @verajoha]

Taylor Swift wrote, recorded, produced and released the entirety of Christmas Tree Farm in less time than it's taking me get to this godforsaken town my sister lives in.

[Jo @verajoha]

Omg I totally forgot this happened 🤣

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

Whichever of us is the last person to leave Twitter, make sure your last tweet is just the word "CROATOAN"

[Jo @verajoha]

I didn't actually leave twitter, I just had a separate account for One Direction and I cheated on you all for years with it. I'm back now to purge my own feed so I can use this for yet another fandom lol

[Jo @verajoha]

Holy shit, remember when he clickbaited us on the regular? Who would have thought back then the state of things today, in the year 2025 lol

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

finally after 13 years i can be honest about how I feel and where we’re going https://t.co/XJsE3jkdF4

[Jo @verajoha]

Spoiler alert, it wasn't. I still haven't broken the emergency glass surrounding the gorilla twins book

[Jo @verajoha]

Will 2023 finally be the year I read the gorilla twins book? Stay tuned. And for the record, I 100% blame @FatedMates for whatever happens next.

[Jo @verajoha]

I was young, I was naive

[Jo @verajoha]

Yeah sure but what about Francesca’s story? And what about my little baby Benedict????? Give me Benedict or give me nothing

[Jo @verajoha]

Shut up, two mimir is over 3 years old?? But it was literally yesterday???

[kiki @DearDearki]

Esto es patrimonio cultural de twitter

[Jo @verajoha]

Oh whoa I really did this and dipped lol

[Jo @verajoha]

@elonmusk You are an absolute idiot, this is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done and that is saying a LOT.

[Jo @verajoha]

@28satellitelou I’ve been saying it for ages.

[Jo @verajoha]

@OT5Dailys This is objectively very funny 🤣

[Jo @verajoha]

@HLDTour Somebody make sure baby doesn’t trip and break another arm on those stairs please

[Jo @verajoha]

@stylinarts I need you people to add links in the replies please and thank you ☺️

[Jo @verajoha]

@OT5Dailys I was expecting Louis and Niall dates for latam but okay? He’s not coming to my country according to this but Arg, Ch and Br are close enough I guess.