Jayant

Witnessing the world with witty eyes.
#verbalLust

[Jayant @verbalLust]

Looking for a male Flatmate for our 3BHK in Challaghatta (nr EGL/Domlur/Indiranagar). 📍 Rent: ~₹24k | Dep: ₹1.22L | Avail: Feb 15. Vibe: Chill, friendly, outgoing. Looking for a friend, not just a tenant! 📷🍻

@peakbengaluru @BangaloreRoomi @fmrbangalore

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@ZeptoNow what's the new processing fee (₹20) after handling fee(₹10) + delivery fee(₹40). Why am I paying ₹70 extra for an order of ₹110. What's this loot!

[Jayant @verbalLust]

I don't know why, but I relate to The Scientist by #Coldplay while standing in the #BookMyShow queue, more than I ever did before.
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard 😭

[Jayant @verbalLust]

@prakrititty A female friend of mine is looking for a flatmate, I can share the details if you're still looking for one.

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@AsthaPunj Stop hanging out with @themilinpurohit

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@AsthaPunj High time, you file for divorce.

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@HotAirBalllooon Interested

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@tittieswhatitiz Grasshopper

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@tittieswhatitiz Or a museum of love, for the rest to get inspiration.

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@tittieswhatitiz Walked right into it.

[Jayant @verbalLust]

@tittieswhatitiz In transit.

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@tittieswhatitiz NEVER SETTLE.

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@tittieswhatitiz Then come to udaipur.

[Jayant @verbalLust]

@tittieswhatitiz Let's work together.

[Jayant @verbalLust]

Her: Do you use Snapchat?
Him: Yes, but I don't snap, I just chat.

[Jayant @verbalLust]

Optimism is 0.6% people who think 140 runs in 25 balls is possible.

[Jayant @verbalLust]

#bengalururains
@bumble

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@tittieswhatitiz I can join for that! 🤩

[Jayant @verbalLust]

@tittieswhatitiz And settled for north indian. Choose before you make friends!😂

[Jayant @verbalLust]

@tittieswhatitiz @themilinpurohit Whosoever gets homeless, I've a spare room for some time.