🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 )

𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐘 / 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐘.

RWBY parody acct

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

『 𝐈'𝐌 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒. 』

• 𝟷𝟸 𝙻𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜,
• 𝟺 𝙻𝚒𝚖𝚋𝚜,
• 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝙿𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚑.

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

Sure ! Whatever you want . It's been too long since we had one-on-one time .

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

Eh… I guess so. I’d have to track down the Branwen tribe to find her, and I dunno if Mavro would give me that much leave…

( and that’s IF she’s still alive. )

I like the sound of that. But you’re comin’ on a hike one day!

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

I'm not super qualified to say whether or not there is , but it might give you closure to figure that out , and meet her .

In the mean time , you can laze around with me in the dorm while we inundate ourselves with junk and bone broth .

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

Mm- yaknow, I can’t decide if I wanna meet her or not.

The weak die, that’s nature- doubt she had much choice. But I dunno if there’s a connection, eh?

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

Huh . . . well , I'll be honest and say that I don't know how to react . I am glad you're back , though . And I'm happy you've found something .

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

Well, Y’Know how it is. Followed my own trails, eventually found a place where I started after loads of people left.

Figured that musta been her from the letter.

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

You did ?

( She reciprocates, trying her best not to crush her friend )

You should like , tell me about it or something . . .

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

( Fennik nods- and brings her into a proper hug. )

Didn’t mean to stop out so long, but Y’Know how those things go. Ended up findin’ where mom must’ve left me.

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

Ugh . . . Fine , yeah that's fair .

( She rolls her eyes with a smile , clearly over the prank already . )

. . . I missed this .

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

Aw, c’mon~ doesn’t all the bone broth make a little prank fair, eh?

( ah, it’s good to be back. She missed her. A lot. )

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

( She growls in frustration , arms crossed . When she speaks , she's clearly sarcastic . )

You are / so / mean to me . Who gave you the right ?

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

Aaah, not as much as y’wanna think!

( still grinning ear to ear, throwing an arm round her and shaking a little. )

Should’ve seen your face, honest!

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

( She takes a second to realize what happened , then - )

OH YOU SUCK !

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

( pausing in the middle of licking her lips, looking her up and down a few times. Taking a step forwards, and—

BUSTING out laughing, doubled over and slapping her knee. )

Ooooooh, I gotcha, eh-?

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

NO , stop that !

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

Mmh… meat.

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

Oh gods

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

🤤

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

( Punches the shit out of you )

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

Fennik . . . What do you mean by that ?

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

My hungry ass could never be a mortician.

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

No

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

Then make some ! That should help !

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

Everyone gets bored every once in a while . Do you not have friends to help you out ?

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

Wtf are you , a movie villain ? Nemesis ? Come on , you're like , in your thirties .

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

Yes ? ?

[𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑵𝑨𝑬𝑨 𝑽𝑨𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑨. ♡ @FlXATlONS]

It is EIGHT MILLION degrees out there, and you want me to put CLOTHES ON?

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

This is why I spend most of my time away.

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

Oh!! Well. Um,

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

You may . 😌

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

I think she's just . . . like that .

[𝔛ɪᴀᴏᴍᴇɪ .ᐟ @ELATEDFOOL]

Lin keeps walking into my room naked. are we out of clothes? Or is the washer-drier broken???? I’ll see about fixing it right away!

[🏳️‍⚧️ ( ☙ ⸻ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 ) @VeridianLabours]

YES ? ?
YOU LITERALLY SPOONFED ME WHILE MY ARMS WERE BROKEN .
THERE IS NO GOING BACK FROM THIS .