Phony Beatlemania

Gimme swelter.

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

I did not see that coming.💀

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

There are KAs at USC? Oh lord.

[Teresa Watanabe @TeresaWatanabe]

UPDATE: Two more @USC frats have disaffiliated from the university and joined the new University Park IFC. Eight have now severed ties: Beta Theta Pi, Kappa Alpha Order, Lambda Chi Alpha, Pi Kappa Alpha, Sigma Alpha Mu, Sigma Chi Tau, Kappa Epsilon, Zeta Beta Tau

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

Aunt Bessie had these vaguely citrus flavored gelatin candies shaped like tangerine segments, and peanut shaped marshmallows with a coating like some kind of edible urethane.

[H🫤RCHY @RHorchy]

Old candy is weird. They’re like “it’s marzipan and tree bark. It’s the best thing we got right now so far. We’re in olden times, ok?”

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

@alyssaharad @KMTBERRY I’ve had that grocery store moment to describe in your piece. Some of us can’t help but put two and two together, the gift/curse of the times. Well done.

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

He’s not really sad, just disappointed.

[J. Elvis Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein]

Imagine how sad Merrick Garland must look when he actually is sad.

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

19th hole

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

if you're killed after posting threats on Truth Social you should get to be buried on a Trump golf course

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

An act of stuppuku

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

some dude woke up today and decided to commit suicide by cop bc the former host of celebrity apprentice wasnt allowed to keep the top secret documents he stole from the white house

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

I remember seeing Holland-Dozier-Holland on my sister’s 45s before I even knew they were the songwriters’ names. I figured it out when I saw Lennon-McCartney on her Beatle records.

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

Mountain Dew ramen sounds sadly plausible.

[Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks]

cat is investigating my mountain dew, ramen

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

We’re only making plans for Nigel🎶

[Ben @bmf1g10]

@Nigel_Farage "Nigel Farage is a “person of interest” in the US counter-intelligence investigation that is looking into possible collusion between the Kremlin and Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, the Guardian has been told."

https://t.co/pakUwMlLIW

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

That’s what high schoolers looked like in the 70s. Except for ones like me. I looked like I was 12 when I was a sophomore in college.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Fucking upsetting looking back just how not in high school everyone in Grease was.

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

Just before bus to Six Flags pulls up.

[Classic Movie Hub @ClassicMovieHub]

Dustin Hoffman, Little Big Man, 1970...

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

What they look like in Perth Amboy.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

this is supposed to be an 18 year old

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

Shut up, cracker.

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

You're a fool if you don't think you're next after what happened today.

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

Harsh toke 😶‍🌫️

[Rep. Diana Harshbarger @RepHarshbarger]

The inconsistent and partisan application of the law by the FBI has gone too far.

The Democrats, for too long, have used our government agencies from the FBI to the IRS to target their political opponents.

This inconceivable raid is an attack on our Republic.

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

Does this mean you’ll be joining the cast of a Red Dwarf reboot?

[Andy Kindler @AndyKindler]

Quote tweet! @vulture @Hershal_P @justforlaughs

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

Happy Birthday Clara!!!! 💯

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

@xeni Happy Birthday to you, John Huston and me!

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

We were keeping the plates spinning.

[J. Elvis Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein]

I've been watching reruns of the Ed Sullivan Show lately and feeling better that I missed the 60's.

[Phony Beatlemania @verminvalet]

I got gout by reading that.

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Dinner aboard New York-Chicago train, 1888: