B D

I'm leaving on a jet plane.

[Victory Flamingo🦩 @VGKFlamingo]

Watching soccer is an amazing reminder of how great hockey is.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

THE CUP RUNS THROUGH CAROLINA

[B D @VermontBD]

@FreddyLA7

[Savanah Tujague @savanah2j]

🚨 SOUND THE MFING SIREN 🚨

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

Cinema my ass. That was an ice cream truck killing the whole family.

[B D @VermontBD]

🤯🤯🤯

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

This game has included:

* Two VGK goals taken off the board by coach's challenges
* Mitch Marner natural hat trick, fastest in SCF history
* Stopped Marner penalty shot that would have made it 5-0 in 3rd period
* Three Carolina goals in 39 seconds, fastest in SCF history

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

More to come.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

The most special booth cam yet ❤️

[B D @VermontBD]

#LETSGOCANES !!!

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

SEE Y’ALL IN THE STANLEY CUP FINAL

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

When you had High Point upsetting Wisconsin in your bracket 😏

[B D @VermontBD]

🙌🙌

[High Point University Men's Basketball @HPUMBB]

PANTHERS ADVANCE FOR FIRST TIME IN PROGRAM HISTORY ‼️

#GoHPU x #OnTheProwl

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

IT'S OVER HIGH POINT COMPLETES THE UPSET OVER WISCONSIN ‼️

WHAT A GAME 😱

#MarchMadness @HPUMBB

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

CHASE JOHNSTON FROM THE LOGO 🎯

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Straight bars 🔥

[B D @VermontBD]

NO BETTER TIME!!!

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

FIRST 2-POINTER OF THE YEAR FOR CHASE JOHNSTON 😱

HIGH POINT LEADS!!!

[🇺🇸 🧯 @LibertasRedux]

Isn't it cool how we have unlimited money to spend on anything except for stuff that helps actual Americans?

[Haro 🪷 🐱 @harocats]

They did something that hasn’t been done in forty-six years, and they had every chance to capitalize on that to make money and help their sport grow, but then they blew it with the majority of the country within like two hours. It’s honestly impressive.

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

My least favorite type of reply guy is “Well, what did you expect?” I expected BETTER, Brian, you surrendering bag of Beige, you are not the spokesperson for Accepting Less

[🏆 - kermit gulag @scullyenjoyer]

yeah