The Verm White House

The Officially Unoffical White House.

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L: Whats that thick book, Cale?
C: The Cambridge Medieval History Volume 4.
N: Volume 5 has a twist at the end
#sarcasmisourofficiallanguage

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Hope may be beautiful, but it's not the most profitable. -Collin Huether #whitehousewisdom

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@JoshHayes605 We know all about keeping govt. secrets. We use @HillaryClinton's e-mail servers.

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@JoshHayes605 I know how you got it. By time traveling cause now we just use wrecking balls. #jerichojokes

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@JoshHayes605 We don't have to insult you. You did that yourself by admitting you have a Shofar horn. #3000yearsofUncool

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@JoshHayes605 Oh goody because I have a wall I want torn down. #battleofjericho #nomodernuses

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@JoshHayes605 #newpickupline #don'tplaythehornwhilecirclingtheWhiteHouse7timesorthewallswillcometumblingdown

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@JoshHayes605 I didn't say you could use Google, but nonetheless, #ItsOn

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Playing Bible Scattergories. Know any Biblical musical instruments that start with S? #itsharderthanyouthink

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Back in my day we didn't have context, it was like Jeopardy, questioning with answers & answering with questions #backinmydaywithnolanwelker

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"Back in my day we didn't have joy. Everything was miserable all the time!" #backinmydaywithCaleMeier

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In light of the real White House changing Mt. Mckinley's name, this White House declares that @ShireCruHouse shall now be called Mordor.

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5 guys, 4 bedrooms, 3 floors, 2 bathrooms, 1 Twitter account. Let the hash tagging commence! #betterthantherealwhitehouse