vodka aunt

Chaco wearing, The Office watching, Dog loving white girl. Kinsers fave student.
Concordia, Moorhead.

[Jacque Norman @JacqueOrJacs]

Walter the Can Man

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I saw a couple being happy on the sidewalk last night and I wanted to push them into the street

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

according to my calculation
━━━━━ ━━
┃ I’m fucked ┃
┃ ┃
┃ ┃
└━━━━━━ ┘
7 ┃ 8┃ 9┃ /┃
━┛━┛━. |━ ┛
4 ┃5 ┃6 ┃ + ┃
━┛━┛━┛━ ┛
1 ┃ 2 ┃ 3 ┃ = ┃
━┛━┛━┛━ ┛

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Public Service Announcement: Make sure to check on yourself.

[vodka aunt @vernmh00]

One of my bestest friends is looking to help a friend in need! https://t.co/PDqGusxDw7

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

The #ShanexJeffree Collection launches officially on NOV. 1ST at 10AM PST / 1PM EST ⭐️ It will be available on my website and ALL #JeffreeStarCosmetics retailers! 👁

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Today we are announcing in Episode 4 the launch date for the entire @shanedawson makeup collection & #Conspiracy palette!! 👁⭐️ Buckle in and get ready... #ShanexJeffree

[wut @Neuman_Anna]

for real straight up not havin a good time right now

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

High school: "oh look it's 11 PM, I gotta get to bed soon."

College: "oh look it's already 3 AM, maybe I should eat dinner"

[vodka aunt @vernmh00]

Nolan: it smells like Halloween

[vodka aunt @vernmh00]

Jaime: how can you be 23 and divorced already?

Me: happens to the best of us.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

if anyone ever tells you they hooked up with me they’re lying i’m a virgin

[vodka aunt @vernmh00]

@aves2017 : zeppoli's are little Italian French doughnuts. I mean not French. Lmao

[vodka aunt @vernmh00]

In my past life I was definitely a stripper.

[vodka aunt @vernmh00]

Aeyana: I no longer know if I want to drown in love, vodka or the sea.

Vern: both.

[Bronxology 🔮 @MindBodyBronx]

Somebody said your love language is based off of what what you didn’t receive as a child and I can’t stop thinking about it.

[billy chapata. @iambrillyant]

september, soften my worries and thicken my faith. let intuition be the compass that guides me towards everything that is meant for me, while giving me the awareness to steer away from any distraction. feed my spirit with love, and fill my dreams with direction.