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whatever man

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

i know these apps are a detriment to society but they do provide great screenshots to send my friends when i want to hangout

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should make a reality show called awesome life island where they put me on an island and make my life awesome

[kiwi. 📍chi | PPi @KiuiAirica]

wicker park just be opening any kind of business cause why it’s a beer spa on Milwaukee

[old tom @culture_coffin]

so you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk and then when i got home i had every intention of calling you but you had already called and you said you wasn't going to call so you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk... i went on one ride god bless me it's fucking summa

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[angel @angelshit]

Its ok to be out of your mind if you’re in your heart

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

well great. It’s official. They’re killing me with hammers

[hunter @3gpmh]

u don’t do enough dancing alone in ur room and i can tell

[Max @welp_max]

he’s dead ass modern day Diana

[Izzy @losemeotw]

Hunter Biden summer

[brian @brianonhere]

Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!

[mo :c @fruitpibble]

its Tell Me Why You Did That To Me Thursday

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

I’m so narcissistic I even do this in Chic*go

[s. @beliebinteam]

this is dead ass bieber fever bitch i feel sick

[ariel @donotdelay]

Lena Dunham discourse and 85 degree weather has me making tofu in a Free People ass sundress listening to Feist

[cig queen @cigarettequeeen]

walking from the yuma to quasar is so much easier when you’re on the couch

[ian @itsianraymond]

coachella bender is over

[Dom Dolla @domdolla]

bieber is 5am at the afters showing everyone his favourite clips 😂