average American: “there’s no way to separate all 30 million people in the entire state of California, perfectly into just 4 categories”
San Jose Convention Center:
Imagine if a band said big things coming your way and then you just got hit in the back of the neck with an inflatable chair or something like of course it’s a song if it was something else the band could see coming they wouldn’t be a band they’d be psychics #blink182#Metallica
@zedonarrival@mysticxmoon It’s jokes. New York and CA have been going at each other like this since way before everyone took to social media to get pressed every time someone decides to run with a meme concept.
Hey everyone! got a new Twitter cause I’m feeling more love for a fresh account. I reached my follow limit for the day so please follow me on that account so I can go through tomorrow and follow you all back. Love and light 🤙💕 @versace_tylenol
I’m about to crawl out of this flesh suit in the form of several small chameleons and then just blend into the colors and infrastructure of the room and no one will ever see me again except for a tiny little silhouettes of lizards