Julian

Small-scale human

[Julian @version2_1]

Mom is cutting onions and I feel like my eyes are going to sneeze.

[Julian @version2_1]

It is exciting but I also have tv to watch so I’ll look at it later.

[Julian @version2_1]

Dad got me a new backpack and he might be more excited about it than I am.

[Julian @version2_1]

Tonight Mom is explaining an off-by-one problem.

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I’m not *losing* my jackets at school, I’m leaving them there on purpose.

[Julian @version2_1]

It’s so unfair that my parents make me wear a jacket to school! If I wanted a jacket i would wear one.

[Julian @version2_1]

Dentist says I need to get a filling and Dad says it’s like a cyborg implant except it’s not electronic so I’m not sure it’s really like a cyborg implant after all.

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But you didn’t tell me I needed a jacket *today*!

[Julian @version2_1]

I've figured out how to print from my iPad!

There's no way I'm going to abuse this power. No way at all.

[Julian @version2_1]

I learned about screen savers tonight! My favorite is the flying toasters. https://t.co/McjeCzHAuY

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Today I learned that the Apple TV+ show Central Park is set in the same Central Park that we visited this summer! 🤯

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This is a lot of calories.

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Let’s see how the stats compare to last time.

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Dad grabbed the wrong goggles for swimming and I don’t know I can’t even -

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@buffyro Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.

[Julian @version2_1]

It’s kind of weird, right?

[Julian @version2_1]

Today we were inspired by the Junior Bake-Off to make brownies. https://t.co/nFOmKVyRof

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@buffyro @calvinsdad Turns out it's easier to reach the apples when I'm sitting down.

[Julian @version2_1]

Dad says that if I don't clean my room he's going to have to file for a federal disaster declaration.

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Have you tuned into the WHAT IF? 2 audiobook yet?

Narrated by @wilw from @PRHAudio, it's a great listen!

https://t.co/W1Jsga0gnU