Georgia Warner

the smart kind of stupid.

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

Time for all the HAMILTON fans to join forces with A CHRISTMAS CAROL fans, kick back, & enjoy that classic magic manic pandemic mash-up parody: SCROOGELTON! https://t.co/sHcFngXQ7E 👻
#hamilton #achristmascarol #hamilfans #happyhamildays #parody #hamiltonparody ❤️ @Lin_Manuel ❤️

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

…this is NOT including the many I have accidentally eaten before noticing. (You can tell, ‘cause they taste BAD.) What’s your move, @Wonderful @WonderfulNuts ? 👀

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

I am not manipulative.
I am womanipulative.

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

I entered the $25 Merrily We Roll Along Lottery on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/bgQqcHrwsr

[Chris Kiefer @finderskiefers]

Much like my ancestors before me, who used every single part of an animal killed on the hunt; I use every towel in the hotel room in a single shower.

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

@finderskiefers I didn’t make one 😅

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

I had a request for a Disney Parody & a request for a song about my boobs - I figured I’d kill two birds with one stone. (Sorry, mom & dad!) #boobyandthebreast #parody #disneyparody #disneyprincessex #weirdalyankotits #titsasoldastime #comedy #comedienndingmycareer #boobs 🤷🏻‍♀️💗

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

Woohoo!! #Lighthouse #DrinkingMusical #ImmersiveTheatre #NewMusical #EdinburghFringe @edfringe @DrinkingMusical

[Lighthouse @DrinkingMusical]

Sold out night two! Tickets are going fast for today!

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

I'm very proud of this show ☺️ #Lighthouse @DrinkingMusical playing thru Saturday at @edfringe 🍻

[Craig & Debbz Official @zandsaffire]

It hit 9pm so we had ri review @DrinkingMusical for #MoreishTV @MoreishT @GreensideVenue @edfringe what a brilliant musical set in a bar with some funny stories, sing a longs and whisky shots too its at Infirmary Street don't miss it fantastic 😀 🍻

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

@zandsaffire @DrinkingMusical @MoreishT @GreensideVenue @edfringe So glad you liked it! Slàinte! 🍻💕

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

I have no sage wisdom to offer. I have parsley platitudes, at best.

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

@JonBershad 😨😨😨… wowwww… super crazy shitty.

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

@MarkStCyr My grandpa was in the in memoriam segment! 🥲

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

@MarkStCyr 🤣

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

@BenjBrantley … I’m Tony’s eldest grandchild. I’m in his living room, and just read this beautiful “review” aloud to his wife and daughters. You brought tears to all of our eyes. Thank you for your lovely tribute 💙

[Ben Brantley @BenjBrantley]

Farewell to Tony Walton, who has died at 87 and whose often sumptuous designs for screen and stage infused my fantasy life from childhood on, starting with "Mary Poppins." I once saw him in London with Julie Christie. The combination was a dizzying dose of pure glamour.

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

@lucygray001 @OnlyFansHero I'd love to! What does that entail? DM me? Xx

[Better Trouble @BetterTrouble1]

Make #PeacefulTransferOfPowerDay a national holiday!
On #March4, 1797, George Washington shook John Adams’ hand & left office.
The 1st #PToP must be commemorated annually to remind us of what was truly revolutionary about the American experiment & to prevent another #January6th

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

So the CDC won't let me be, or let me be free, so let’s agree—they tryna shut me in on NBC, but it’s 5 (not 10) days quarantine!
…
Coronanana… Coronanana… Coronanana… Coronasuxxx.

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

More like The 'Hugh's Sick, Man,' amiright?
#Broadway #BroadwayPuns #WeHaveFun (#ButSeriouslyGetWellSoon) https://t.co/2SLGLJUPoj

[Georgia Warner @verygeorgia]

@Alanstarzinski Michelle Pfeiffer? More like MmShe’ll Pfuckim. Anne Hathaway? More like Anne HasHerWaywithhim. Halle Berry? More like… Halle BarbedCatDick.