Alice

Yes, hello, I am still talking to myself

[Alice @verylateindeed]

The sounds coming from my son's diaper

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@BowTiedHomeBake Congratulations, I'm so excited for you!!

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My daughter's favorite Pokemon is Cubone and I don't know how I didn't know this

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@unimpresst Thank you!!

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Vanilla cake with swiss meringue buttercream and a whipped cream + strawberry filling. I had some lofty goals of putting flames on the sides or a gold drip, but I ran out of time

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@amywrites2 All the time*

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@amywrites2 I love it too, I sing the songs all time

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For my daughter's make-up birthday

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They really let people with newborns drive, huh?

[Alice @verylateindeed]

I baked vanilla cake and it turned out weird, so I baked a different recipe and it was better but still weird. So now I don't know if my baking powder is bad, I underbaked the cakes, my oven was too cold, I overmixed the batter, or all of those things

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Swiss meringue buttercream for a cake I'm making tomorrow. Trying to make up my daughter's birthday since I was in the hospital for it

[Alice @verylateindeed]

@oliveegger Have you tried Dion's pizza? I know it's probably basic to most people, but I grew up in NM and have a lot of nostalgia for their subs and pizza. It's fun for kids to watch the workers make the pizza too

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Separated 10 eggs with no broken yolks

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My breast pump

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@w0rm_face This is what I'm experiencing right now. I'm using like 4 diapers per diaper change because I can't seem to figure out how not to activate the perfectly timed poo/pee fountain

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@awifeinlove My baby's in grunty mode and sounds like a velociraptor, so my searches are pretty similar

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Baby boy is 3 weeks old and has gone up to 5.5 pounds. Day time is flying, but the nights are so long

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Can Twitter please take a break from posting about child injuries/deaths? Thanks

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@w0rm_face He had it coming

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@babyfeverbabe A ton of people came in one morning to do a bunch of tests on my son, so they kept unswaddling him and putting him in the bassinet. Then the nurse came and took his temperature, saw it was sort of low, and accused us of just leaving him in his bassinet 🤷🏼‍♀️ You can't win