vesper

into the garbage chute flyboy

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[critter @BecomingCritter]

how it started how it's going

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

Sure whatever

[So, one day I tasted a little of my own cum, and i @Oddsbodikins]

cuando en el trabajo me dicen te puedo llamar y si que se yo llamame tipo me encantaria decirte q no

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

Let’s just say George RR Martin isn’t the only one who’s written 1,200 pages of Winds of Winter. We’ll see who finishes first Georgie boy @GRRMspeaking

[Dan @SM58]

@mcsquared34 Spanish Leonardo DiCaprio has a point

[AccuWeather @accuweather]

The category is: iconic space quotes I use daily.

[dax @thdxr]

no no i've definitely been doing a lot of work it's all just too dangerous to release

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.

[leyland @leylndd]

me and Claude after we took down prod together

[Pinglyadya @pinglyadya]

I'm the Big Boss of the underground transgender mafia. Tonight, we feast on KitKats. Tomorrow, da world.

[ayelén🍃 @ayeciza]

Chicas, ni retinol ni broker: tomar los medios de producción y llevar adelante la revolución proletaria.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Robert Pattinson when asked which team he was on during the ‘TWILIGHT’ days:

"No one’s Team Jacob. That was a marketing thing."

(Via @canalplus)

[The Kronstadt Gardener 🇵🇸 @ThomasAwful]

Crunishment

[Neet @neet_sol]

Office jobs are great if you really like skipping important life events and don’t like seeing the sun ever