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Bad atheist. Worse believer.

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@jimmiemyers Better connect AIM to Winamp for optimal impact

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@austinlouisray I never leave home without at least 2 layers.

[Joe Fitzgerald Rodriguez @FitzTheReporter]

Three years ago, my column ON GUARD exclusively discovered Mayor Breed improperly took money from now-admitted crook Nick Bovis to pay for an SF PRIDE float

Now, 3 years later, the Ethics Commission has fined Breed $7,500 for that improper donation

https://t.co/5jQfinvneX

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I'm still more impressed with next-day delivery than with in-flight internet.

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@SeanMowMyLawn That’s what I anticipated. Outside of B-Dubs I rarely see them.

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I'm only a few eps into "Mare of Easttown" and so far, I mostly like it, but there are times when it feels like a drinking game: every time a character says "Mare", the person opposite them pounds a Rolling Rock.

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I guess 40's the age where I start reading historical fiction?

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@alyspereira Does membership include a turbojugend jacket?

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Same tired excuses:

A month ago "Can't raise the wage because there won't be enough jobs for all the people that need them."

Today "We have to cut unemployment because there are so many jobs and we don't have enough people."

Knock it off. Just pay a decent living wage already.

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever dated a woman without bananas in her freezer?

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@jimmiemyers @xavierck3d My Bay Area brain 🤔

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I frequently see people lament the death of the ‘secret track’ on CDs and how current generations will never share that experience, but what about missing out on a song because your friend burned your copy at 8x instead of 4x, only to hear it for the first time years later?

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@sarberry What bagel?

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@jimmiemyers Such a fantastic city.

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@bethanyamyers Sad to not see https://t.co/6FTQXeJtJN included here.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I don't think we're fully appreciating not having to hear what Trump is thinking right now

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Just recalled the time that — only weeks after starting Square — I accidentally invited the enter company to join Quora. Fuck ups are often more memorable than wins.

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@jimmiemyers @marioburosu I recently picked up a Ditto+ and it’s great.

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This is who YouTube thinks I am, and I suppose they're not wrong.