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Too tired for this heat. I give terrible life advice. Occasionally I utter cryptic mystical nonsense. I'm like thirty. He, She, i guess they?

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@neon_heartbeat Oh i remember seeing it in your tumblr it made me realise I was bi.

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@TemuAlbania I'm like mid thirties and my jacket is covered in patches and badges of my fun interests. I also make sure to tell people when I see their cool references.

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@emiliuhhhhhhhh Yes

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@00unt1tl3d @osddidnt @gracecamille_ Corn is like, the third best vegetable, narrowly beaten by potato and carrots.

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@osddidnt @gracecamille_ It really is. Unless you're clothes shopping.

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@osddidnt @gracecamille_ Yes. Not for any particular reason, it just feels great to wander around like a partially shaved bear, raiding your dumpsters.

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@Ambervidyagames Sure, you like card games?

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@JenLRossman Giles three times and Illyria.

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@neincubed @ShitpostRock I always thought the answer was to go, "i'm so sorry, I don't speak Japanese."

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@dieworkwear Does having a really big beard count? (Especially if styled?) Or would your long bearded gentleman still benefit from some kind of extra neck wear?

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@4ChambeResearch @DGlaucomflecken Where are you getting those from I'm in Queensland and I've never seen them.

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@jawknee8288 @migsb_OF @gowonreloaded I remember checking this ay the university I went to, if i remember right you could absolutely bone the professors (if you were an adult) but then they weren't allowed to mark your assignments any more.

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@JennMGreenberg My child went to visit their girlfriend's house, her dad threw the child a 7.62mm live round and told them, "mess with her and the next one is faster." I don't want the child going there. That said, the girlfriend can come whenever she wants, that's a bad place.

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@mrsdobbins_ My favourite story is a friend's dad on a boat whose wedding ring kept catching to the point he lost his temper and ripped it off and yeeted it into the ocean.

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@Gnrt81 @DoobusGoobus On the other hand Shawn Spencer and Gus would crack it because the name written in the book would be like, " Sean Spencer and MC ClapYoHandz".

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@Gnrt81 @DoobusGoobus This got me thinking where Patrick Jane fits of this chart (I have recently been binge watching the Mentalist). I feel like he could not figure out the Death Note but would figure out the case, but in trying to prove it would give his real name to Light and die in the process.

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@ADHDForReal Box of meds. Don't steal those they're like 100 bucks to replace I'll be annoyed.

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@MainQuestline Hmm. I'm DMing right now for dnd but my Vampire character specialises in a silver longsword with fourteen werewolves engraved on it. Nobody has told him what it means.

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@PhillyMovieNerd Six String Samurai is probably the movie I get the most, "huh," at.

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@hyuumanatees @jambookshopuk Wait, no. I did find it, that's the first chapter in it. It's uh, "The book of wizardry : the apprentice's guide to the secrets of the wizard's guild"

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@hyuumanatees @jambookshopuk That's the bunny, yes! Thank you!