Laura P.

Lawyer by day. Aspiring chef by night. Nerdy always. Fangirl frequently. Proud dog mama. 🇨🇦 *tweets are not legal advice*

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

So we’re not even going to mention that this is the first season where no one gets married? Just gonna “celebrate love” per Vanessa? #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS9

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

@keenaslilcorner I feel like they don’t mention the pick bc Netflix wants to avoid any suggestion of being culturally blind. But they absolutely needed to bring up the kissing the floor and him crying for being owed his nice guy playtime.

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

Why do we keep letting the Lacheys host this reunion? Really we’re not going to ask
1. Nick and Annie about their homophonic comments? Or anything about the breakup?
2. About Joe’s drinking?
3. About Edmond kissing the floor? And his crying over not having sex?
#LoveIsBlindS9

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

@nesspaola I feel like yes she was wasted and that’s why they barely asked her anything.

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

Genuinely what do the producers tell the ladies dress code for the #LoveIsBlind reunions is? Black tie pageant? Under/sideboob recommended but not required? Like really, we’re sitting on a couch…or in this case playing basketball. #LoveIsBlindS9

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

@stateoflace13 But like…accurate?

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

@bayladybug Literally everyone BUT Patrick.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Today, the United States launched a trade war against Canada: their closest partner and ally — their closest friend.

Canadians are reasonable, but we will not back down from a fight.

Not when our country is at stake.

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

Totally unsurprising that Vanessa Lachey chose to wear a sparkly baby burping cloth given her obsessive and inappropriate line of questioning at the LIB reunion #LoveIsBlind #LoveisBlind4 #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

Ok, you will never convince me that Josh didn’t think “if you smell what The Josh is cooking!” when he chose this outfit. #loveisblind #LoveisBlind4 #LoveIsBlindS4

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

Matt thought listing Colleen’s schedule made him look admiring and supportive, when it absolutely sent her and the audience the very clear message of “I’m watching what you do every second of every day.” She looked terrified. #LoveIsBlind #LOVEISBLINDreunion #LoveIsBlind3

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

@nicolemoonyt I was looking at the clear difference btwn Alexa/Brennon body language and Colleen/Matt. Though similar arm around the shoulder, A/B look comfortable with each other, Matt’s arm looks possessive and ready to rein in Colleen.

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

@xxQueenBrexx 🤞prenup

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

ICYMI Actual footage of Bartise leaving the barber:
#LoveIsBlind3 #loveisblind #LoveisBlindS3

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

Producer: so we know that Matt is possessive, controlling and has an extremely volatile temper…but these fights with Colleen are missing that “je ne sais quoi” Producer 2: I know! Let’s makes sure he’s always holding a knife too!#LoveIsBlind3 #loveisblind #scary #notfunny

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

@kfc_canada Is there a reason you can’t respond by DM? I’m certainly not publicly tweeting that info and for you to request it this way is sketchy

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

@MediumSizeMeech Or…

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

@kfc_canada It has been sent via dm

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

Colleen: I’m a BIG foodie!
Matt: let’s order sashimi
Colleen: …um what is that?
#loveisblind3 #loveisblind #foodie

[Laura P. @veuxhalloo]

Hey @TimHortons. Why is it that every Boston Cream doughnut looks like this after being bagged? This beauty was also stuck to the serviette. Can’t we standardize putting them in the small boxes so we at least get some of the chocolate? #TimHortons #doughnut #timhortonsfail