jacob

@homeosrs

[gwug @gwuggin]

smoking pot until i become joe biden

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Don't fuck with me... I'm evil...

[guppies! @guppiesz]

corndog raichu raichu corndog

[Drunken Monk @DrunkenMonkArt]

anyone else find this weird room in today's update? don't see anything on the wiki about it...

[goob nation @skyironhasta]

Ohhh so my words and actions have a lasting effect on the people I meet. like in undertale

[Flighty Broad Eva Terra @WorstGirlEva]

undertale is what happens when a game is made by neither an artist or a programmer, but a musician

[jimmy montague @jimmymontague69]

One thing that rocks about committing to being bald is I no longer ever have to be like “oh do i look good today?” The answer is just a permanent No and i can keep it pushing

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

mouse: why don’t people trust me? I just want a place to live, I’m no cheese thief

me: The scampering, the sneaking, it gives the impression that you’re up to no good

mouse: (despairingly) I- I’m no cheese thief..

[roberto💿 @egemago]

#goodvibes

[elliot 🎭 TEAM COMEDY @rexlottie]

BLEND WEMBY INTO SOUP #BlendWembyIntoSoup

[めとほるみん @metformin_su]

#ディスコ元年

[ねこまみれ @neko_mamire_yu]

みみ

[橋本もく @hashimotomoku]

はじめてのスタジオ、手には汗

[himejofries 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🐈 🍟 @bourglor]

BUSHTIT ATTACK a swarm of bushtit tits little round birds slowly swarm a bird water fountain garden reaction video meme

[fag daughter🐦‍⬛𓅨 @fag_daughter]

munching on that Leaf That Makes You Turn Evil

[frick @gofrickurself]

They’re factory resetting me tomorrow

[200 Million Horsemen Attack People @PseudoSerial]

Planning vacation with gf: babe idk what's so great about "madrid" but if you wanna go, sure

Planning "sandwich week" with man I met online: so if you look at the spreadsheet, theres 371 delis in NYC. I've sorted by boro and rating. I figure we can hit 5 an hour. Also I love
you

[jacob @vibe_check]

@oculat i burnt myself out going 500kc dry at zulrah for the blowpipe. just wanted an ez pact point lmao 💔

[Ib1smal @ib1smal]

We are so lucky to live in the same timeline as link from loz and fried rice