Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀

Top 0.05% on Twitter. ED/trauma nurse. NP. Traveler. Express freely.

[Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀 @vibeyRN]

*me trying to flirt*
How's it going? R u in any pain? Shortness of breath? Recent nausea/vomiting/diarrhea? On any meds I should know about?

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

I would like a Netflix documentary on how doctors like Oz or that meat doctor who wants babies to eat raw milk and honey become who they are. Take us from day 1 of med school. They need to be studied.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Running Medicare and Medicaid for over 100 million Americans isn't like hosting a daytime talk show.

Dr. Oz is another rich guy who doesn't care if your health care costs go up or an insurance company denies you coverage. These decisions have life and death consequences.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

1. Don’t smoke
2. Wear sunglasses
3. Don’t sleep in your contacts
4. Wear safety glasses
5. Don’t use Vis*ne

[Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀 @vibeyRN]

@DrPayItBack University President?

[Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀 @vibeyRN]

@JohnLeFevre What’s wrong with a Windsor tie knot?

[Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀 @vibeyRN]

My company hired a chiropractor, and I’m not happy about it.

[Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀 @vibeyRN]

@AdultingIsEasy $4k

[Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀 @vibeyRN]

@olsonplanner

[Governor Maura Healey @MassGovernor]

From now on, breakfast and lunch will be free for every public school student in Massachusetts.

That means no more paperwork for teachers.
No more pressure on families.
No more kids going hungry in class ever again.

[Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀 @vibeyRN]

@fuzzymittens If you’re doing the procedure, you need to get the consent.

[Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀 @vibeyRN]

I wrote my first prescription for vaginal estrogen today. Trying to make @AshleyGWinter proud 🥹

[Shark Week @SharkWeek]

that's a FISH

#SharkWeek

[Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀 @vibeyRN]

Gob less ‘murica 🇺🇸

[Shark Week @SharkWeek]

A celebration of our oceans’ apex predators. #SharkWeek hosted by Jason Momoa coming this July to @Discovery.

[Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀 @vibeyRN]

@localav0cado Ayyy you’re an ER nurse now! You did it! I must have missed when that happened. Congrats! 🍾

[Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀 @vibeyRN]

@DrPayItBack

[Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀 @vibeyRN]

@LiangRhea 😮

[Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀 @vibeyRN]

@somemoonslut Is this still available?

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I am devastated by the shooting in Colorado Springs. My heart goes out to all the families and loved ones of those lost and hurt. Hateful acts against LGBTQ+ people cannot and will not be tolerated.

[Chris MSN APRN FNP LOL 🐀 @vibeyRN]

@HalfTornad0 @thepointsguy @stoolpresidente He literally said “I’m never gonna use these points. They’re going to die with me.” So why not put their value to use instead of let Amex keep it… nothing out of portnoy’s pocket.