Doug

Enjoys hanging out on whiteboards in cartoon format.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

@AdrianCrick A) not sure

B) no. That's the whole point of an encrypted messaging system.

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

Anyone else ever play the typing mini game of "can I spell this word close enough to correctly to get spell check to suggest the word I want?"
Just got unnecessarily in 3 tries

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

Tempted to order something I don't actually need now just to see if we can go three for three. But right now I don't wanna order anything from #amazonuk at all.

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

As always superb /s delivery service from @AmazonUK
The first picture is where it was delivered. The second is a view from where it was left to my house... Anyone spot a postbox at all?
Sort it out.
#amazonuk #jokes

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

I'll add that she was in and the front door was open. So don't know what this shit is about. Ridiculous.

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

@amazon terminology explained, part 1:
"Same day delivery" - we'll deliver this to you tomorrow

Very first world problems I know, but don't advertise what you can't... Deliver.

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

@SirEelBiscuits @RalphTittensor @veritasium I mean... My hobby is having hobbies. That's how I get around that problem

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

@SirEelBiscuits @ZachWeiner If I was on my deathbed I think I'd go for the world record in most tails flipped in a row though. Just for laughs.

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

"Even QA" *sigh*
#BAFTAGamesAwards

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

@SirEelBiscuits Just because bad whaling practices throughout the centuries means that this is unfortunately an unlikely unit. I can 100% get behind a kilowhale.

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

@codemonkey_uk @JiFish This is very very cool. Going to take a proper look later, but from a quick look this morning awesome stuff Thad!

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

@McfluffyPoncho @FritoePendejo @Smokeingsminty2 @RedDwarf2018 @NoContextBrits Says "Poncho McFluffy" - of which neither word has an origin in "English" language...

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

@DungeonAlchemi1 I remember once my wife bought a 24 pack of baked beans. Fell over them as I walked in the door. That's probably my fave.

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

@Fibreron @SurreyPolice Can you share your teleport technology with the rest of us please?

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

@jadedgwill Yes! But also half the time also the one saying that to myself. Especially when the rain cover is on the buggy. It's an enviable position indeed

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

Fair warning to anyone using @monzo if your card gets damaged they'll charge you £5 for the privilege of getting another one.

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

@ebeinke Every employer should give an allocated number of cat days for this exact situation.

[Doug @vibronicgoose]

@SirEelBiscuits Was "loner kid befriends non-human creature" NOT your favourite movie out there or did you not have a belief that the world was magical and had high hopes for a life of adventure