Andy

Did I ever tell you I was on Blockbusters?

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@fesshole

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@TheAnfieldWrap

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@thecloneroses @ShiiineOn_ @KendalCalling You’re at Kendal Calling? When? Where?

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@AvantiWestCoast Not helpful tbh, he's already on the train (should have left 1609) and halfway through his journey. Being told nothing about any possible rail replacement services. Any other ideas?

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@Knox_Harrington He’s so close now to being a pub quiz question for the ages.

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@BBCSport Classic Lampard transition at 1.10

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@RobTheCasbah @fesshole There are at least 49 reasons why that isn’t me, but nice try.

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@Baddiel @robthecasbah has plenty to say on this kind of thing

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@michaeljaffrain Congratulations old mate!

[Rachel Stubbings @RachelStubbings]

Huge production values + utterly pointless. That's everything I want in a short.

2 minutes of perfection.

https://t.co/SxX0mRyZop

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@Batmart77 @IsItTrue_false Susan Brookes lives just down the road from me and I'm happy to say that you couldn't be more wrong 🙂

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@GreggsOfficial What have you done to my son?

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@mrjamesob I know this one - they dribble down the wing #wahey

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@mydogistim @AmoebaCrossword Break it down. Bone ; found in vegAN LUnch ; sent back (ie reverse it) = ULNA

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The word “elegance” doing more heavy lifting here than Geoff Capes in his pomp.

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@qprrforme Sell one of your eyes to save 50% straight off

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@PurpleSquidCopy Green energy cheaper to produce but market price is set by higher cost non-renewable generators = 📈 massive excess profits.

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@PurpleSquidCopy I don't know, but he's out of step and it's doing my head in.

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@JulianSmithUK Can you tell us where we can buy the cold-proof jacket and hat? Asking for 60,000,000 people