Vice_Queen

Cheese burger whisperer.

[Vice_Queen @Vice_Queen]

Someone just asked me what my hobbies are as if I'm a millionaire and can afford that.

[Chirag Mathers @ImThatStanGuy]

"What's the craziest thing you've done for sex?"

Me :

[Vice_Queen @Vice_Queen]

@kimlockhartga This comment made my day 😁

[paula.vision.pv @thepaulasuzanne]

If a nap won't fix it, I'm out of ideas.

[Vice_Queen @Vice_Queen]

Up until a few days ago, I didn't even know that Chance The Rapper existed. Let it be known that my inner 2000's self is now obsessed with him and this performance.

https://t.co/XT8JZ47ubW

[Vice_Queen @Vice_Queen]

So the Parliament building is on fire again. Welcome 2022.

#ParliamentFire

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Stop getting mullets

[InfernalWheel @InfernalWheel]

Take your pills.

[InfernalWheel @InfernalWheel]

Look lady, if I learned from my mistakes, I wouldnt have anything to do.

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Social media down now I gotta confront every responsibility and emotion I’ve ever had

[Vice_Queen @Vice_Queen]

@NaomiBaker82 Did you just become my best friend?

[Vice_Queen @Vice_Queen]

@shamanhealer Yip. Global outage

[Vice_Queen @Vice_Queen]

Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp are down - the attention seekers are having a mental breakdown.

[Harold 💜 @_IamHarold]

Mark Zuckerberg Is holding someone's relationship hostage😭not mine I'm single, yall be safe though❤😂

[Vice_Queen @Vice_Queen]

@shamanhealer I am at emotional rock bottom with this outage.

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

Some of you should really use the drafts folder.

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

It is said that one becomes more tolerant as one ages. I think this is true because yesterday Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" came on the 90s channel and I didn't change the station.

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

Someone who came of age in the 80s needs to say it so I will.

Garfield was the opposite of funny.

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

Welcome to Twitter. No matter how logical and unassailable your post is someone will be along to argue with you soon.

[Vice_Queen @Vice_Queen]

Have you ever looked at an exes new partner and realized that you were their peak in life?