The amount of people I see bashing the Covid vaccine but then start taking GLP-1s?? Just tell us you care more about being skinny than other people’s lives because it’s clearly not about side effects lol
Why didn’t yall tell me that the kentucky derby is actually a fashion show?? In my 30 years I really thought yall were just betting your life’s savings on exploiting animals. Can’t wait to see more dresses and hats tmr!!!
Holy shit I only posted 3 tweets in all of 2025….. I used to talk to this app more than my own roommate lol is this my frontal lobe finally fully-developed??
Visiting my late aunties house tonight, 5/7 cousins made their way downstairs specifically to *smell* the toy closet one last time. We never spoke of it before; I thought it was a unique memory to me. But no, 5 grown adults really followed their noses back to our shared childhood
When you see us driving 50 mph down the highway for 12 hours straight, mind your own business, you have no idea how packed our U-Haul is and how terrified I am to have my bf behind the wheel
i’ve had some haters on my doc marten’s with zippers, and yeah maybe it’s kinda silly for a 28 year old woman, but name brand boots in a child’s size AND thrifted? best $20 i’ve spent, pls go cry in full price away from me
Of course a quesadilla is gonna taste infinitely better cooked on the stove, but sometimes you just gotta throw a tortilla and cheese in the microwave for old times sake