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gremlin in a relatively believable skin suit

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[jewel @fairlyunhinged]

i need to speak to the props department immediately

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Alexander Skarsgård as a dude made of wicker in ‘WICKER’.

The film follows an embarrassed fisherwoman who asks a basket maker to make her a husband out of wicker.

[ella 🕸 @loneliest_star]

okay he can be crazy in peace forever if he keeps this up

[jewel @fairlyunhinged]

they’re selling literal Lustron homes for $275k in my area don’t even talk to me about “affordability in housing” when an actual steel shack with no modern updates is going for over a quarter of a million dollars in the worst neighborhood of a shitty school district.

[CAYIMBY’s communal bag of 85% baby laxative @lst156]

If a single apartment needs $10,000 in work, a landlord has been neglecting that property for a very, very long time

[Netflix @netflix]

John Mulaney in a bombshell interview with Bubbles Jackson. #EverybodysLive

[jewel @fairlyunhinged]

upstairs neighbor banged on the ceiling so hard last night i heard cracking bc my bf had the audacity to cough? same guy who spent a month banging on my moms back door at 3am to set off the dog/wake her up bc the soft-close mechanism on the door was broken so it kept slamming.

[jewel @fairlyunhinged]

LOVE that i can place an in-store “quick” pickup order with @Verizon for a phone case, get no updates other than that they received the order when placed, and 4 days later get a text stating that my failure to show up/pickup my order has led them to cancel it. great service!

[john @johnsemley3000]

I think the “SNL is not funny” stuff is revisionist. there have been some extremely funny people and sketches over the course of its billion years. the issue is that cultural historians talk about it like it’s The Beatles, when it’s closer to being, like, Foghat.

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

You look in the mirror and tell yourself "my commitment to fatphobia often overrules my sense of community and decency. Policing the bodies of others gives me pleasure. It is more important to me than kindness and it reveals a moral emptiness that I hide by doing a viral tweet."

[m. @poetcinematic]

this year in a nutshell

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

might i offer you a little existential christmas poem

[jewel @fairlyunhinged]

finally finished spiritfarer for the first time and holy shit what a beautiful, devastating, heart-wrenching game i just want to sob

[Emil DeRosa @emilderosa]

"He's spending more money against me than I would even tax him." is so fuckin good

[jewel @fairlyunhinged]

sometimes i really do love myself bc ill be getting hangry at the laundromat and bam! granola bar pocket of my purse! evening saved!

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

This joke may need some explaining to the younger generation: nazis used to be considered so bad that someone openly being one was exceptionally rare.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

hey can we stop making shirts thicker. was fun for a second but things have gotten out of hand. idc if it’s japanese denim it feels like it was designed to soothe a horse