Drinking alone last week
- depressing
- antisocial
- i "have a problem"
Drinking alone today at 11 am
- conscientious
- courageous
- saving your nana's life
Vet: your cat is extremely overweight, what are you feeding him
Jon Arbuckle: an entire lasagna every day
Vet: you need to stop that immediately
Jon: but he hates Mondays lol
Vet: he’s going to die, Jon
Therapist:lets go back to that day
Me: no I cant
Therapist: I want to hear you say out loud what you found out that day
Me:[sniffles] When ppl go on house hunters they've already bought the house they want.The producers just show them two random houses they pretend to consider