Victoria Maynes

Life is short. Never miss an opportunity to perfect your own humanity.

[🌶🌶🌶 @j_swizzle_123]

People complaining about Elma having braces on Love Island, but it’s a refreshing change from those veneers that look like they’re made of toilet seat that everyone else has #LoveIsland #LoveIslandAllStars

[may @mayieesha]

Ekin-Su seems like she’s in acting mode 100% of the time. It’s so odd to watch.
#LoveIsland #LoveIslandAllStars

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

I'm not crying, you're crying 🧵

1. literally watered up

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Being able to see without glasses or contact lenses

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

A dad at my son's primary school does the school run barefoot. I don't know why this winds me up so much but I've found myself kicking small sharp stones onto the paths leading up to the school.

[Victoria Maynes @vickymaynes]

@iamcaiimusic Oh really ?? Might Google that actually. They did seem to show Tiafoe playing about a bit too. I just want to watch them play - cba with messing around!!

[Victoria Maynes @vickymaynes]

Medvedev's sportsmanship is non-existent. Disgusting way to try to win games #BreakPointS2

[sam @Britton65Sam]

😂😂😂😈😂

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Car's automatic gearbox shit itself and I was staring down the barrel of a £7.5k repair job, gingerly drove the car home to 'think it over' and someone drove right up my arse and wrote it off. I couldn't stop smiling at the side of the road, the guy thought I was a psychopath.

[M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray]

Gmail search is amazing. You can search something like "flight sacramento receipt 2023" and it will somehow manage to serve up literally every email in your inbox that isn't the receipt for the flight you just took to Sacramento.

[Victoria Maynes @vickymaynes]

Brutal 😭

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I was 15 my dad bought the family tickets to the lion king stage show in London. He was excited but we all decided it would be shit and refused to go. Tickets wasted, he didn't get angry, just looked sad. Haunts me so much still.

[Victoria Maynes @vickymaynes]

As slimy as he is making himself out to be, I think Ant and Dec should have given Nigel more encouragement #ImACelebrity

[Danny Boy @Care2much18]

This is Leo Ralph Villamayor from the Philippines, an agency nurse.

On November 23rd he was on the way to his graduation in the Gresham Hotel when the stabbing happened.

Leo quickly raced to the little girl and did CPR for minutes until the ambulance arrived on scene.

Hero ❤️

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

bro if you don’t hurry yo ass up and get on the polar express

[Victoria Maynes @vickymaynes]

I am so here for @SamThompsonUK and how genuinely excited he is to be on. He's so pure!! #ImACelebrity

[Victoria Maynes @vickymaynes]

@Goodable @MarkNATolson Kelsey is an angel

[Goodable @Goodable]

This is Kelsey, a 5-year old Golden Retriever.

On New Year's Eve, Kelsey's owner Bob went outside to collect some fire logs, but he fell on the ice and broke his neck. He was paralyzed and nobody could hear him, but Kelsey came running immediately.

When Kelsey realized he couldn't move, she spread herself out across his body to keep him warm. She stayed there for 20 hours, in frigid temperatures, and kept licking his face to ensure he didn't lose consciousness. She kept barking for help the entire time.

When doctors eventually found Bob, they rushed him to hospital with hypothermia, atrial fibrillation, and two herniated discs which were causing his paralysis. Amazingly, he had no frostbite. Doctors say it's because Kelsey kept him warm the entire time.

Kelsey is a good girl.

14/10

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

How cheeky are Boots! Email sent to my researcher Eesha. What a bleedin' liberty...

[barbican barbie 💛🌻🌞✨ @killa_lipstick]

One thing i like about Amazon is that they don't have energy to argue they just give you the refund