Vicky Muir

Morris dancer, Open water swimmer, Rugby fan & Three cups regular.

[The Terry Pratchett Estate @PratchettOnline]

Welcome to the Year of the Luminous Lemur.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I hear the press have got hold of some pictures and so I have been forced to make this statement. Needless to say, I apologise. https://t.co/mNRsQ57iTF

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

👇🏻 #FridayFeeling: A message to the @Conservatives on behalf of the British people.

#ThankYouTories 🙏🏻

[Duncan Muir @CDSMuir]

Fiona's heard there's a tent shortage. #homeless @SuellaBraverman @Joanna__Hardy @BarristerSecret

[FishOMania @FishOMania]

Make sure you're 𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙙 to the screen all day!

Five & 1/2 hours of incredible angling broadcast all around the world

#FishO 🎣

[Aiden McNulty @mcnultyaiden]

Well said…

[Oxfordshire RFU @OxfordshireRFU]

Please see the following open letter from Oxfordshire RFU on match official abuse. 1/2

You can also read it on our website:
https://t.co/kpCUn7ad0I

[Martin Brundle OBE @MBrundleF1]

That Brundle guy is so rude 😜

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

Taught a Duck how to Catwalk and now it thinks it Fucking Owns the place.

https://t.co/u04GqwSzfc

[Duncan Muir @CDSMuir]

https://t.co/l4U7TxJYjJ That's my dad unveiling the plaque. One super-proud son right now. #BestDad

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“What are you doing for Christmas?”

Fetch me an armchair and a thousand individually wrapped chocolates and I’ll be happy to show you.

[Brick-Morpork @BrickMorpork]

WHY ARE YOUR HANDS ON BITS OF STRING, CHILD?
The child looked down the length of its arms to the dangling mittens affixed to its sleeves. It held them up for inspection.
“Glubs,” it said.
I SEE. VERY PRACTICAL.

- Hogfather -

@rhipratchett

[German Football @DFB_Team_EN]

It wasn’t about making a political statement – human rights are non-negotiable. That should be taken for granted, but it still isn’t the case. That’s why this message is so important to us.

Denying us the armband is the same as denying us a voice. We stand by our position.

[Vicky Muir @vickymuir77]

@jimhigo @sawdoctors @O2AcademyLeeds Awesome night of tunes and fun

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

I was going to Apply for a Job running VAR at the World Cup but then I remembered I am a Fucking Pigeon with no concept of VAR.

I got the job anyway. Yep.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Brits of a certain generation will always think exactly the same thing after hearing the words “I’ve got the key…”

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Just seen that Asda will be offering soup, a roll, and unlimited tea and coffee for £1 to over 60s in its cafes in November and December. They’ll also still be doing their kids eat for £1 offer. Sad that it’s necessary but thought this might be good for people to know and share.

[Vicky Muir @vickymuir77]

@PigeonJon saw this and thought of you

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“It’s been a bit of a day”

Meaning: Anything from “the printer stopped working” to “an asteroid hit the planet and eradicated 90% of living things”

[Vicky Muir @vickymuir77]

@francisbrookes Missed you loads