Vic

#RipMom #RipDad #LLLJJ oh and my fiancé badder than yours 😍

[Vic @vicmcalister]

I was sooooo broke I never thought I’d be fixed

[☁Baby Blastoise☁ @PatsOnYaBack]

This new track #Rascal is bending genres AND hearts🤣🤣 what yall think??

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Is white people the only people who call target “tarja”

[🥟 @allysontamar]

dear anyone:

we don’t wanna see your money on snapchat. thank you.

[Vic @vicmcalister]

Y’all usually my store is super dead about this time so of course I have Ellen on the tv , whenever an elder couple pulls up I turn the channel to the news because I’m in the Bible Belt homophobia

They walk in and their request was “hey Ellen is on until 4 can we watch it?”😍😩

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Millie made a tik tok I just got too hype in the background an that’s on stepkids 😂😂

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Just a video of my step kid hitting the woah better than me

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I don’t smoke weed because it’s hip I smoke it because I have anxiety and depress so no Kyle I don’t wanna “match bru” and talk about who has better weed

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@comet_haley_ Because you should’ve moved to Florence instead

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@daniichristinee A lot of doctors has cut back or got cut off federally but pharmaceutical pills are a cash crop in the south

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This one time I watched the mother that birthed me over dose on pain pills yet were still handing them out like candy, but lord have mercy if you spark that blunt

[Vic @vicmcalister]

One of my longest friends called me yesterday just to shoot the shit and I swear I realized friendship is what makes the world so what it does

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@carleyyshae I have a feeling her birthdays and Christmas’s are going to make my bank hurt

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Today I FaceTimed my best friends little girl as I always do, she’s basically my niece

Today it was different , I asked the 4 year old what she was doing and with out missing a beat she replied “going to bury my daddy”

😩😩😩

[Vic @vicmcalister]

If you’re grown and use the word peeps instead of people I’m out

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Y’all text your exes when you’re bored

I scrape keef off of my grinder , we are not the same

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@chelsiesierra11 I mean 😂😂

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Yo my black work pants are even skinny jeans wtf is wrong w my fuck boy ass

[lacey lindley @laceylindley4]

All I ever needed to learn, I learned in a mental hospital. People in there wear their scars on the outside so you know where they stand and they tell the truth so you know why they stand there. For the first time in my life I found myself in a world that made perfect sense to me

[Vic @vicmcalister]

@IanRemers “A beer”