I am a noble and beautiful pedestrian. I have the right of way. I love and appreciate the miracle of bipedalism. It is always safe for me to cross the street. I am visible from every direction. I will not be hit by an oncoming vehicle.
DOLORES DEI - She is not kissing you back.
YOU - But I succeeded..
SUGGESTION - This was not about failure or success. This was always going to be horror. I should not have suggested it, and you should not have listened to me.
@JoeMGardy@OutpostAntwerp Somehow whiffed itchy pollen two games in a row against noir so got punished by candy plays & mismanaged resources + bricked against dengo😅
q-tip box: DO NOT PUT Q-TIP IN YOUR EAR!!!
me, moments before fucking up my ear: glad they said that. that’s an important warning for other people that don’t have my special q-tip technique