Victor

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Legalize comedy

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

[Jordian @Jordisoblue]

Look wat that money make a bitch do

[rude 🛰 @rudesoffice]

If you got a billion dollars and no hoes that's on you

[Quan ⋆ @Quan2Real_]

When my fam ask me what dish i brought, ima say “beef” & then swing on my cousin

[DRUSKI @druski]

What Car Mechanics REALLY do when you bring your Car in for something Small/Minor 😂😂😂😂

[Get em banned. @wyettsworld]

Air Fryers have a grip on my people the same way George Forman Grills did in the mid 2000s 😭

[ti thee stylist 🎀🖤 @pimpcesstianna]

That brotha starving 😂😂

[𝒂 𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝒗𝒊𝒓𝒈𝒐 🌹 @veenathevibe]

Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm.

[Ami🧚🏾‍♀️ @__atanima]

Y’all have a SSN , birth certificate, smart phone (biometric access), laptop (any form of virtual footprint)...but the tracking device is in the vaccines, righhhtt

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

blessed, thankful, grateful and allat & then some

[Michael Ognar @michaelognar]

How come every time something doesn’t go your way you act like a fuckin bitch?

[cait @caitlyncowles]

The “I voted” sticker stays ON during sex

[DRUSKI @druski]

Dudes never wanna do the "Handshake" til Females around 😂

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

Remember when you had to look in the newspaper to get movie times?

[Victor @victordamon]

I got invited over for some tacos and when I pulled up they were using hard shell tacos.. that’s when I knew I had to get out of there