Victor Gerth

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

@OregonDOT Correction. 11 hours.

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

@OregonDOT I promise you the 39 people that liked this stupid post are not sitting on I-5 not moving for 7 hours wondering what the hell is going on and playing survivor man in their cars.

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

@yoc925 @OregonDOT No kidding. I’m sitting here wondering about the people that are going to run out of gas sitting here trying to keep warm. Or people with little kids. And everybody taking a pee along side the road. No one has a clue what is going on. Are we staying the night here? Pathetic.

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

@Pac12Network watching Oregon v Utah. seriously. It’s the worst camera coverage I’ve seen on tv in a while. So many plays I didn’t even see what happened. ??

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

My team won. Guess I’ll vandalize my own city.

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

If you give me a minute I think I can make this worse.

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

It’s America’s birthday today! I have a freedom boner.

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

There’s going to be a whole lot of people celebrating July 4th who just 18 months ago were moving to Canada... 🤔

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

It’s five o’clock somewhere.

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

Hey if a public bathroom door is locked don’t forget to try to repeatedly open it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety.

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

I’m not emotionally equipped to deal with a person that chews loudly.

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

If you are over the age of 45 and have braces WTF are you doing?

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

This place is fabulous. If you like a sandwich joint check it out. Full bar as well https://t.co/fHYDCtFjs7

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

Of course our flight is delayed. But they boarded us so now we sit for an hour. No one likes you United you are a dumpster fire of an airlines. #UnitedAirlines

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

This was me this morning watching the royal wedding https://t.co/kNiF7mmTrF

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

@JGRIDLOCK @grykon @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump I’m never going to understand this mentality. It’s the same as the football team that has the most yards losing because they didn’t score the most points. The game is decided by who has the most points. The President is decided by the electoral. Do you understand the rules yet?

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

The 5 Point Cafe in Seattle. A can of Hamms and a shot of well whiskey for $3.50. I might be here a while who can give me a ride?

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

Happy Thursday to everyone except feminists and vegans.

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

Just choked on an apple seed. This is what I get for trying to eat healthy. Reese’s peanut butter cups don’t pull this shit.

[Victor Gerth @victorgerth]

To prove that people will fight over anything, here is a stick.