Vic

[Harold Brown, CPA @draftkings76594]

Oh to be a fat English man headed to the pub with his mates for the match tomorrow

[Evy Kwong @EVYSTADIUM]

never fucking forget that our tomato of a premier slashed tens of millions from our forest firefighting and emergency preparedness budget so now yea we’re surrounded by toxic air and whole communities are burning down

[mic @cancelledrry]

my grandma is telling people i stayed in brothels bc she keeps forgetting the word hostel

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[Ochai Latte @nasimali]

there are sentences being formed that haven’t been formed before

[literalmente eu posts @personagenscore]

quando alguem reclama de algo em mim que eu tento mudar há anos

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[garshmo @garshmo]

At the age where it’s like that’s fine

[MENACE II SOCIETY ™ @trademarkedash]

10° CEST CANCUN DEHORS WE SO BACK

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

Looks like shit, Earth number 1 #teamearth

[Aidan @aidanlising]

Bad Bunny: “… Y CANADA!”

Me:

[haf @slickomode]

yes i do live under a rock. she's called the moon

[daniela @yungtyranny]

Off one coffee commenting “I love watching you have fun” on people’s ig stories

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

just paid $10.26 for a coffee. let me know when yall ready to take it there

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I rebuke you lowkey

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

I can’t believe I have to share a collective consciousness and universal spirit with you people

[Mryems @Mryems20]

Guess the industry that gained $830 billion in the last 4 years

[dan @Dansplainer]

i am not immune to being hypnotized by the beauty of music i understand snakes in that regard