St. Patrick

Believe Jesus will come back..Chelsea fan ... long-time admirer of anything sumptuous.

[St. Patrick @victormutai]

@Safaricom_Care I no longer understand how you guys work. I wake up and 2k airtime gone, 8 Gb gone, 800 minutes gone. WTF?

[Eric @amerix]

We have said this hundreds of times,

Once you have sex with a woman and she becomes pregnant,

• Accept responsibility,

• Do not force the woman to abort,

• If the woman elects to abort, leave her, dump her,

• Do not kill a woman just because she has refused to abort,

Abortion is a spiritual transgression, and no matter how long you hide it, it will haunt you for life.

Something else,

If you make your other woman pregnant, own it up. Don't fear your current woman.

Don't harm the other woman to please your current one.

However, if you know you are not ready for the consequences, then,

• Wear a condom

Or,

• Abstain

Are we angels?

NO.

Are we MEN?

Yes.

Men are rational and logical people who control their emotions and are aware that choices and actions have consequences.

CHANGE or PERISH.

[St. Patrick @victormutai]

France being whitewashed

[St. Patrick @victormutai]

@Safaricom_Care It's been more than 72 hours and you haven't solved my issue. You can't identify what or whose deducting my airtime daily.

[St. Patrick @victormutai]

@Safaricom_Care check DM

[St. Patrick @victormutai]

@Safaricom_Care I do not understand what deducts my airtime daily yet I do not have any active subscriptions.

[St. Patrick @victormutai]

@Safaricom_Care I hope I don't get subscribed to such things again

[St. Patrick @victormutai]

@Safaricom_Care I don't understand how I can be subscribed to these without my consent

[St. Patrick @victormutai]

Traffic in kikopey. Kenyan drivers with their indiscipline nature

[SELO 🇽🇰 @FCBSelo]

🚨Kylian Mbappé watching Messi score again and become the all-time World Cup top scorer:

“I was preparing to play later thinking I could get closer to the record… then I looked at my phone and saw Messi had scored again. At this point, it feels like he is not competing with players anymore, he is competing with time itself.

Every time the world thinks he has reached the final chapter, he opens another one. Records, pressure, age, history — nothing seems to touch him.

You don’t chase Messi. You just hope football gives you enough years to understand what he was.”

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Nobody is rich enough. Just pray that life doesn’t test you with a problem bigger than your account balance. Always stay humble and kind.

[St. Patrick @victormutai]

@KenyaPower_Care Ni kama mlishindwa na kazi. 2 days in a row without power in kitengela

[St. Patrick @victormutai]

Man U can be this useless. Hata FA cup?

[mariana Z @mariana057]

My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead.. she’s at the ER now and her face is all swollen and bruised.

She almost died.

Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

“People should stop calling me a widow. I was never married to Cyrus Jirongo. We were not husband and wife, we were neighbors in the friend zone, only that ours had tea, lunch, dinner, and sleepovers.” Liz Jackson has now come out to tell Kenyans to stop promoting her to positions she never applied for.

She says she never sat for any bridal interview, never signed any marriage contract, and never auditioned for the role of Mrs. Jirongo. According to her, what they had was just friendship, the type that checks in at hotels, shares toothbrushes, splits duvets and debates which side of the bed belongs to who, but still very platonic.

So please Kenyans, downgrade her respectfully from widow to Senior Bestie,, Bedspace Department. The woman was not married, she was simply in a strategic friendship partnership with sleeping rights. Walala Hoii, ours is just eyes, we don't have an opinion on the matter.👀

[St. Patrick @victormutai]

@theladyjane_ Franco

[Ceejay @Sir_jaay01]

The last time Chelsea and Arsenal won each trophies.

EPL
Chelsea - 2017
Arsenal - 2004

UCL
Chelsea - 2021
Arsenal - none.

Carabao Cup/Equivalent
Chelsea- 2015
Arsenal - 1993

Super Cup
Chelsea - 2021
Arsenal - none

FA Cup
Chelsea - 2018
Arsenal - 2020

FIFA Intercontinental Cup
Chelsea - 2022
Arsenal - none

FiFA World Club Cup
Chelsea - 2025
Arsenal - none

UEL trophy
Chelsea - 2019
Arsenal - none

Conference league
Chelsea - 2025
Arsenal - none

Community shield - I don’t know. Ask Arsenal fans.

[St. Patrick @victormutai]

What drugs is Fulham on?

[St. Patrick @victormutai]

@DaviesKinanga Kericho