Victoria Nelson

Mam to 2 crazy kids and wife to a crazy husband. Ours is a mad house but I wouldn't have it any other way

[Pununciation Disorder @ms_willow]

Made it through in Australia. Unsure which timezone applies though.

#Rapture2025

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@OneLuckyGirl_28 Happiness

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@MsAshBash420 But not today! 😂

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@barre_beck69 @kirawontmiss I can honestly say, it never crossed my mind

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@barre_beck69 @kirawontmiss Went to Wall Street, saw the bull, didn’t touch its balls though!

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Joni Mitchell has just destroyed me! I’m sobbing!

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@TaraBull808 Her amazing voice!

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@danwootton So pleased I’m no longer reduced to a person who menstruates!

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@Watashi_Yemox It doesn’t matter!!!

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I’m watching my husband trying to follow a you tube tutorial on installing something on his computer and I want to rip his phone out of his hand and scream “just let me do it”. It’s causing me physical pain watching this!!!

[Victoria Nelson @vicvic1979]

Daughter: this bbq sauce tastes off. Son tastes it, that’s because it’s brown sauce!

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@seaninmac @Jcheunginhin And the award for missing the point goes to…

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My daughter just asked what joining the mile high club meant. So I told her. She said “oh I thought it was to do with running! You get a high from running a mile…”

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You know that feeling when people make you so mad you just need to remove yourself from the entire situation? Yeah that’s me right now!!!

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So Riley says I know why Mya is so good at street dance, it’s because she’s one sassy bitch! He’s not wrong!

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@officialDannyT Sorry for your loss ❤️

[Victoria Nelson @vicvic1979]

The commentator on the football just said we have to find some penetration from somewhere and I laughed like the childish individual I am!

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No work, house to myself, sun is shining. Time for a murder documentary on Netflix!

[Victoria Nelson @vicvic1979]

@IdahoPOTato71 Perhaps she looks terrible due to the chemo and they posted a nice photo of her from before her treatment.