Henry/Ⓥidmaster

Shitposting and dogs. Application security person, software developer, corgi dad, solar warlock, gamer, and general nerd. He/him. @vidmaster.net on bloo site

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10/10 would boop

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The thought process when @Bungie was designing Pantheon

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@DEFCON402 @dcg407 I’m surprised we don’t have one where the bones are corn cobs

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@Crowcatcher2 @BentleyAudrey Did u write it

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Looking forward to this!

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Tomorrow we have @Vidmaster teaching us how to teach our engineers to SOAR, automating security response via threat modeling.

@DJsDugout (777 N 114th)!
Mar, 12 6PM CT

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@KitKat_US bro what the fuck

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@kangadac @medus4_cdc My favorite thing at conferences has always been going to the occasional private vendor dinner where they just let you chat with the other interesting folks they’ve invited. I despise screaming over each other in a noisy crowded bar!

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@AlyssaM_InfoSec But for real why would anyone even think wearing some kind of headset while controlling a one ton death box hurtling down the road at 70 MPH is a remotely good idea?

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@AlyssaM_InfoSec oh so now the Woke Agenda is going to tell me that I can’t watch VR pornography while im driving thanks Obama

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@UK_Daniel_Card I think when we build our processes and controls we should always steal the best part of zero trust - assume compromise! People are going to do dumb shit, and that’s fine because we’re all people over here in the ivory tower of infosec too.

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@AlyssaM_InfoSec That image but with the names from this meme

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@mattjay Easy - just disable the alert that prompted the incident!

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@d0rkph0enix @momofuku God damn, that looks amazing

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@notshenetworks My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

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@d0rkph0enix And my hot take here is that cybersecurity is such a huge field that there is not a single technical skill that everyone must have to do valuable work in the field. You can even do valuable GRC work and not even touch a computer!

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@d0rkph0enix As an application security engineer with an expectation to be hands on, I code relatively often. In my last AppSec role I never wrote a single line of code.

Like every single one of the other infinite number of infosec skills, it can be useful but not everyone needs it.

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@d0rkph0enix So traditional SIEM brings you a live mouse and drops it on the floor to let you deal with it?

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@dasgrog @MalwareJake @PwnieAwards That is some fantastic OSINT work there!

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@notshenetworks The very large switch labeled INTERNET POWER that sits in a data center in Kansas City, obviously

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@somewheresy Enjoy being able to keep more than 5 tabs open simultaneously in Chrome! 🎉🎉🎉

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@medus4_cdc @TC_Johnson @lukeylux That is really pretty!