Butts Mckenzie

My tweets are a parody of my real life. Nothing I say is meant to be taken seriously. I really like pink.

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Me: *makes an online purchase*
*30 seconds pass*
Me: *checks tracking info*

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@stargonenova yew wut

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@stargonenova all of this is correct

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@stargonenova this post didn't age well

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@stargonenova TRU

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@stargonenova samosas are also excellent

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@stargonenova That's what I did. Didn't work so well. *badum tiss*

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Little kid me: So what do you do for a job??
Grown up me: "Idk like ride my bike a lot"
Little kid me:

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I feel like little kid me would think the fact that "riding bikes" is actually my job now is pretty damn cool. I like to do the things little kid me would have liked for my life.

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@SenpaiRonin it's bike courier-ing, in the middle of a montreal winter. So, Objectively worse to anyone who isn't a jackass to themselves, or anyone who likes paying rent, but a better fit (hopefully) for ME.

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I have a job interview for a job that is objectively "worse" than my current job but WAY more fulfilling tomorrow and let me tell you, the nerves, pls wish me luck, bless.

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A little kid called me cool because I'm jackass enough to be still cycling, and honestly it's made my life.

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@stargonenova awwwwwwwww its adorable

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@brokeposi @kylegaddo rip my me

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@kylegaddo albiet

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@CreatineAvenger spongeblorb squar ponts

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@TimeDoctor obviously

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My schedule for the week: Weds doctors appt, Thursday meet with ex who demo'd my heart, Friday: get fired. I..Uh....ok

[Justin Carter @GigawattConduit]

When a Telltale game tells you “x won’t forget that.”

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Remember when we used to be mad that social media was mostly photos of people’s meals, and now when we see photos of people’s meals on social media we’re like, “Oh my god. Thank you so much for this brief respite from the unending nightmare.”