Jordan

Catholic husband and father. Pitt fan.

[Jordan @viewfromthezoo]

@TheCatholicEngr Optimistic Sports Fan Wife / Pessimistic Sports Fan Husband

A tale as old as time. 😄

[Jordan @viewfromthezoo]

@TexicanYinzer I was just asking a question because I was curious about your thoughts. But if you don’t want to give them, that’s okay too 🙂. Have a great weekend!

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@TexicanYinzer @MattGajtka to assume*

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@TexicanYinzer @MattGajtka I’m sorry, what else are you supposed to take from that stat? They’ve had some competitive teams in that time. Some with hot starts. Even one winning season. It’s not crazy too soon that even during a rebuilding period a team might overachieve for half a season.

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@notgaetti Need someone who knows more than I do to analyze the strain on all ligaments involved to tell me whether this is good or he will have lots of surgery in his future.

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@PantherLair Mendoza
Watson
Lamar
Jones

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@TwoThumbsDon @OVTweetmarck Same.
It was also a requirement for him to make a comment about Kevin Bacon’s hair at some point.
“Man, Kevin Bacon has great hair.”
-my dad who was almost completely bald by age 28

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@OVTweetmarck I wrote a story in 4th grade that was a complete ripoff of the movie because I had watched it on tnt with my dad the previous weekend. Our teacher picked three kids to go read their books to the 1st graders down the hall. Pretty sure I gave a bunch of 6 year olds nightmares 😅

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@QuizBidness1 renew the Johnny Majors Classic immediately, you guys were great to have up here.

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@rcisfine @ExileTradKing our house still has a mail slot so I don't even have to go outside. It's one of my favorite things about it.

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@UnicornFan29 Mike and Antoine Davis easily the worst nepotism case ever.
5 seasons of letting your kid chuck 25 shots a night at sub40% to try and break a scoring record of another father son duo who pulled the same shit.

[Jordan @viewfromthezoo]

@rcisfine @ExileTradKing You've also lived in places that are routinely 1,000 degrees for most of your life.

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@OVTweetmarck I could fix the wnba but they won’t return my calls.

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@EndOfDaysWoman @drerincallaghan Yep.
(As I pull 19 mo old number 5 off the dining room table. He was playing with a toy on the floor 2.4 seconds ago)

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@TheCaseFor Easy one today.
Judge.
Cutch never had one,
Trout hasn’t played a full season in forever, and Betts has been banged up recently as well.

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@catholic_love My mom and MIL asked my wife to make them tea when we had just gotten home from the hospital with our first and she hadn’t slept in several days. It still bothers me 11 years later.

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@rcisfine Will add to my stir fry

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@squalltimore @StevePalazzolo_ I did my rankings based on what medium it was. I think Leo is insufferable in the original movies but decent guy to pick in the games and good in the 87 cartoon.

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Original movie trilogy
1. Mikey
2. Donny
3. Raph
4. Leo

Turtles in time for SNES
1. Mikey
2. Leo
3. Donny
4. Raph

1987 Cartoon
All tied at 1. That show owns.

[Steve Palazzolo @StevePalazzolo_]

You can tell a lot about someone based on their order of favorite Ninja Turtles

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@UnicornFan29