Rachel

And the tree was happy. 🐝

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[Aspen goes birding⛸️ @birdmoder]

This Mamdani quote is absolutely going down in history

[Dan Hopper @DanHopp]

Fun part of this World Cup is learning about all these specific ethnic enclaves in the US, every game has some cut that’s like “and here’s the famed Curaçaoan community in Wilmington, Delaware” and it’s some random bar with like 450,000 people

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Dinner from Buc-ee’s at 1am😋

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!”

@FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

All of America watching Euros rave about Waffle House, Chilis apps, buying Combos at a rural gas station, floating the Chattahoochee, and ranch dressing on the internet:

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

ROADTRIP ROADTRIP ROADTRIP🇺🇸

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

It actually like really matters who you vote for

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Our mamas was right, you do have to micro clean every day or your home will be dirty

[Elias @EliasTries]

This is the kind of stuff that sticks with voters btw but isn’t flashy enough to put in a reelection campaign ad. We are gonna have millenial ol heads talking “I remember when the mayor made a watch party in 26 bc tha other d*ckhead shutdown msg” and it’ll be like year 10 mamdani

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

It’s such a perfect metaphor to have something that gives joy to tens of thousands get ruined by one Republican billionaire asshole

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Notice how "girls mature faster" is never stated as a reason to why girls should be given more positions of power and authority? It only works to hold girls to greater accountability than boys and to justify men's attraction to them.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[GT GOLD/WHITE @collegespu]

The Pitt game and now this. I'm sorry but this is just ridiculous at this point.

[Jared Halus @JaredHalusGT]

8-2 lead, loss
7-3 lead, loss

[Brady Penn @bradypenn21]

You have to respect Georgia Tech fans. Constant cycle of excitement and hope, with tons of sky is the limit moments. Then they get absolutely kicked in the stomach in the worst ways and stick with the program

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination