Mars ☄️

🌈 • not a martian but I'm still out of this world • LGBTQ+ I FWU+ 🤘🏼

[The Discourse Lover @Trillburne]

the scents include "Latin American socialist" and "Arab politician who wants to nationalize oil" https://t.co/GXm6mLLKz0

[kyra @phantomthreads]

Dear actors/actresses, this is the man you chose/choose to work with

Dear film studios, this is the man you still produce & let make films https://t.co/CGU1rms84r

[Dee @figgled]

Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE'

Wallet
phOne
Wkeys
Egg
Egg (backup)

[Mars ☄️ @views_from_mars]

I had a dream I kissed a girl and I was so happy that even in my dream I was like "nah I'm definitely just dreaming this"

[Mars ☄️ @views_from_mars]

@taylorndean

[Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean]

i may talk bad about myself 24/7 but if u do me wrong i will not let that go ok nobody treats me like shit except myself

[Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean]

the new iphone costs $999, a dog costs as little as $50 to adopt. what do u want, 1 iPhone or nearly 20 dogs ??? All I'm sayin

[Mars ☄️ @views_from_mars]

Can I take a mental health day for being in a good mood for once and wanting to take advantage?

[Mars ☄️ @views_from_mars]

I just wish more and more everyday that I could fucking ditch my life and leave

[Mars ☄️ @views_from_mars]

One time I sent a girl my number on tinder and she fully ignored me hahahhahahahahahahha jk it happens way more than that fuck my life right

[Mars ☄️ @views_from_mars]

Car payments are for the birds

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i am really... craving some thicc... juicy... fat ass attention right now

[PubicZirconium @PubicZirconium]

"ok ladies time for masturbation"
- look what you made me do by ted cruz

[Mars ☄️ @views_from_mars]

The scary thing is, in our political climate these days, Ted Cruz getting busted with his porn will probably boost his numbers

[Mars ☄️ @views_from_mars]

Not saying he isn't accurate though.... fashion events are bullshit lol