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[Liste @endliste]

2 HOURS BEFORE BEDTIME:
I'm so tired. I can't wait to sleep later. I can't do anything

3 HOURS AFTER BEDTIME:
(imagining learning how to play guitar) ☝️I m going to write a song to heal the world

[jake @SENTRYFALC0N]

how soon after love making is it ok to play minion rush

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

I be talking to customers with a finger in my bellybutton I don't give a gaf bro

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My mild adult acne does not define me and neither does my posture I am nice

[Javier @jromerf]

No se a dónde me lleva la vida, pero voy con pelitos de gato en la ropa.

[suri @suricidal]

i was born with a disease where if i don’t collect cute small things and display them in my room i die

[fishious @fishquichee]

My five year plan is to see how it goes

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[: @sn0oozey]

It feels vulnerable asf to tell people you use Sensodyne toothpaste

[cass @luv2clomp]

who in they bed #bedtime

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

we truly cannot comprehend the depth of the horrors from these

[erica🔪🔪🔪 @ericalynn999]

thanking every single god out there today and all my lucky stars

[erica🔪🔪🔪 @ericalynn999]

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED TO ME. WE’RE SEEING BTS SOUNDCHECK BARRICADE

[剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage]

big part of slowly moving in with boyfriend is going “huh. what if there was a candle here” and he goes “woah it’s so cool there’s a candle here now”

[fawn @fawnncel]

i’m so hungry i could eat a burger and some fries with a large drink probably