Vikram Aikat

[Vikram Aikat @vikramaikat]

How it feels to stop Kramer from going to the park when he pulls towards it (he just went 10 mins ago)

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

getting a boner because the lego instructions are telling me what to do

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

quit all my vices so I decided to (finally!) get really into diet coke, the amazing beverage that immediately makes you feel better with no negative side effects whatsoever

[emily @cicadaxxseason]

he has the easiest life in all of history and still acts like this

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Im off that good treat and ice cream cone

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

One of the greatest joys of being a boyfriend is that you get to go on fetch quests. Yea, I CAN get that for you

[Jake 🕊️ @moviefan67]

i think my most misogynistic belief, and i apologize in advance, is that i’ve noticed that, and again i am sorry to say this, sometimes women don’t finish their cans of sparkling water as frequently as men do.

[fried rice enthusiast @talnottowel]

being must be the best feeling ever. like hell yeah i’m

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

The sooner you work out, the sooner in the day you can heal your body with restorative sodas and recovery colas

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

at movie theater, watching trailers, whispering to my friend: "that looks really good" after the coke ad

[sage 🧚‍♀️ @btwnrevolutions]

hate this new google docs "ask gemini" feature. if i wanted to get misinformation from a gemini i'd talk to my mother

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

It feels so fucking good to tell someone "it pays for itself if you see two movies a month"

[Coco Gauff @CocoGauff]

wow.
this means so much to me truly….french open champion🥹
i worked so hard for this moment and for it to have happened is insane. thank you God ❤️ and thank you everyone. this means the world…. I ‘m still in shock honestly can’t find the words but all I can say for now is just thank you and never give up on your dreams🫶🏾

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Started limiting myself to 1 soda per day to improve sleep/energy/overall health. Here’s what I’ve noticed:
-decreased will to live
-everything else is the same

[Vikram Aikat @vikramaikat]

There really are no unique experiences. Dealing with this right now.

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

I ate too many peanut butter filled pretzels. They looked like little pillows but they were crunchy. I ate all of them. I feel kind of sick now. This feels worse than a broken heart. And I did it to myself. I did it to myself.

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

Im letting go of all earhtly attachment exactly like buddha besides the things i like and want

[chance @chanceposts]

eating healthy the way her Whole is my Foods