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You snooze, you win.

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You can skip the advert in
5s...😒
4s...😠 come on come on
3s...😩
2s...😤 FFS
1s...😡

*watches 20minute video of pug in the bath.*

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This aged well.

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Save the Secret Garden Cafe #butepark #Cardiff - Sign the Petition #secretgardencafe https://t.co/i7gRnEmgYc via @UKChange

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You make me you are happy when skies are grey my sunshine.

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Stab in the dark here, but would those 2 ingredients be chocolate & bananas?

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#ebaybargainoftheday

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@BeardyVisionary Even Dorian nearly got one. And it looks a bit like a #ladypart which is kinda fitting...

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I will never get over the fact there’s a fruit called Sharon.

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She’s been missing a few days and the dwarves are going through a whole range of emotions.

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Same.

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So this #BankHolidayWeekend I’ve discovered yet another skill I don’t possess: patio laying.

Although this unique design of mine does gets you a thousand points in Tetris.

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My brain: money is really tight so only buy the absolute essentials.
Me:

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The vase I ordered has a crack in it.😕

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@markworth0510 ☺️xx

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In a world of increasing social media bullying & celebrity bashing, this #jonrichardson clip is all kinds of brilliant.👏🏼 https://t.co/b1DDcjkJTX (warning: contains swear words mum.)

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How my slippers reacted to the news they were going in the bin.

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@ancientnmodern “Hots up at 1.50” cracked me up.😂💕

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“One of the oranges in this batch looks dodgy - shall I bin it?”
“Nah, just call it something exotic and charge double.” #MandS

[↟ jessi ↟ @SendBigfootPics]

The bigass spider in my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because i want to know two things:
•where did he come from
•where did he go

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Starting with a classic:

STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE