American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?
Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.
American: Oh. What did he say?
Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book
American: ...The law of love?
Nigerian: I guess
American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?
Nigerian: Hmm... at times.
American: What do you mean "at times"?
Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.
American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?
Nigerian: Mm... nah.
American: What do you mean "nah"?
Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.
American: Hold on. The prodigal son?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?
Nigerian: Something like that.
American: So you guys aren't doing anything?
Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.
American: Okay. What are you doing?
Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.
American: You're... rehabilitating them?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: Not prosecuting them?
Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.
American: WTF WTF WTF
Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry
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It’s 1 month since Oyo children were taken.
It’s 1 month since Oyo children were taken.
It’s 1 month since Oyo children were taken.
It’s 1 month since Oyo children were taken.
It’s 1 month since Oyo children were taken.
1 month of cold, fear, malaria, & acute hunger.
“Any society where you see people in government doing better than entrepreneurs, is a failed country. That’s why our country is failing” — NDC Presidential Candidate, Peter Obi
@raythelegendary@real_mercyeke 🙄 Always the poverty-mentality ones.
So our own prints don become symbol of poverty? See ur life.
By the way, that was the asoebi.
St. Raphael’s name, in various translations, means “God heals,” “Divine Healer,” or “Medicine of God,” for he received his healing mission from the Lord. Comment 'St Raphael, pray for us" and share.
Atiku wished to be on the ballot, and he achieved his heart's desire. No attacks.
Tinubu wished to be on the ballot, and he achieved his heart's desire. No attacks.
Peter Obi wished to be on the ballot and achieved his heart's desire—omo, see attacks everywhere. Isn't that his fundamental human right?
Sowore, Donald Duke, and many others are also on the ballot, pursuing their own aspirations. Yet, some people who have achieved nothing still can't stop talking about Obi.
The obsession is obvious.